I’m beyond fucked up

If the bartender asked you to fuck her in front of her boyfriend would you feel bad if she didn’t cum all over her sheets before you finished?
 
Why do most white trash smell like fried food and own pit bulls?
Poor things generally think they can tame a pit bull, but while they neglect to change the grease after their 500th bar S corn dog they sit alone with their devil dog and eat a really shitty corn dog.

Moral of the story...change the oil dipfuck.
 

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