Ask me anything within the next 33.4 minutes...
Does a bear shit in the woods....If Elizabeth Hurley actually had a penis (I know, impossible), would you suck it?
Well, I aim to please so honestly if the bitch don’tIf the bartender asked you to fuck her in front of her boyfriend would you feel bad if she didn’t cum all over her sheets before you finished?
Poor things generally think they can tame a pit bull, but while they neglect to change the grease after their 500th bar S corn dog they sit alone with their devil dog and eat a really shitty corn dog.Why do most white trash smell like fried food and own pit bulls?