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how much do you spend on your wife/gf birthday?
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I selected 100.
Because I pay 100% of $0 for my wife’s birthday and our anniversary . That shits for children and puppies named Champ.
Because I pay 100% of $0 for my wife’s birthday and our anniversary . That shits for children and puppies named Champ.
Wait... You think celebrating and buying stuff for your wife on those dates is childs stuff?
Vacuum or new bedsheets or towels. SHE loves it
The birthday stuff yes. She can buy her own shit I’m done trying to read the mind of a female.
Anniversary I usually let her have sex with me, try and name a better gift than that
Been dating this chick since march, got her a $300 necklace and a $200 dinner and some flowers.
Good Grief. I love buying stuff for my wife. From Work stuff to just small things through out the week. Just bought her another new statoscope. She has 4 $400 to choose from by color.
She also got a new clutch that her keys are attached to.. Probably going to buy these earrings I saw the other day. My little girls likes to help me buy stuff.
When my boys are old enough to buy their own crap I’ll probly start buying her stuff again other than guns and other weapons.
I’ve never claimed to Not be a piece of shit.
Usually just give her some extra cash if anything. We aren't big into the present things. Our lives are a present.
It varies by year. I pretty much always get her flowers for her bday, since she loves them, and then I may spend anywhere from $40 to a few hundred, depending on if there is something specific she's been talking about, or looking at for a while. We definitely don't go overboard though.
I am El Nino
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My wife hates gifts. I usually just get flowers, a card, and make a nice meal for her.
Let me help you out.... www.hermes.com
And again… @champsballs great work. Honest is the best comedy!!!
PleasureMoose
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I just asked her to send me her Amazon cart and got around $300 worth
Long Cat V2.0
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I don’t know, I think I can do better than a key chain for $510.
Totally agree. Try a bracelet or a beautiful Hermes belt
PleasureMoose
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Where's the option for "nah,no gf",... or "voluntarily avoiding chicks coz there's no freaking way I'd trust that they ain't taken the clotshot and shedding covaids in their nasty wake"?
I had left this thread up on the computer and the wife got on yesterday and said she read the first few posts and her conclusion was that you are all terrible people lol. Actually works out well for me because the bar is set lower.
PleasureMoose
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this was the second question i asked my now gf when we first started talking.. no fucking way would i date a girl whos taken that shit. her response was "fuck no"taken the clotshot and shedding covaids in their nasty wake"?
Looking back if she happened to stop reading before my 2nd post.......I'm in the clear and am quite disturbed by the level of deviance possessed in some posters on here.
If she read any of my posts after the 1st.....FML and sorry John.
Anything.
Usually she will say she needs something I take note and buy as a "surprise". Usually under 100.
14 years married, 18 years together. I honestly don't buy her much anymore. I do stuff for Christmas and always do the traditional anniversary gift. (couldn't this year, pansy ass USA wont let me buy ivory) But her birthday is just a hey, buy whatever you want. I buy a couple small things I know she wants for the kids to give her but that is about it for birthday.
I do give her 2 minutes in heaven on her birthday.
I do give her 2 minutes in heaven on her birthday.
weaponoffreedom
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happy wife, happy endings
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