How do you want to die?

[absoluteUnit]

Serious replies only please. I’m trying to figure this out for myself.

For your troubles:

 

[Spc311]

Being whipped to death by Rosie O'Donnel in a dominatrix fantasy scenario.

 

[Jayhacker]

Massive heart attack on the golf course.

 

[quickfeet]

Metamucil overdose?

 

[tiderollsonu]

A gun shot wound from a jealous husband at the ripe old age of 99

 

[RJ2kWJ]

One of my skydives gone bad.

When I realize there’s nothing else I can do, just peregrine Falcon right in to the ground.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Metamucil overdose?

I’ve tried

 

[quickfeet]

Prostate milking gone wrong?

 

[America 1st]

I hope to drown in Kahlua and cream. Maybe I'll get lucky and go out on a blunt cruise down an old dirt road.

 

[Sparty1045]

Heart attack when trying to nut

 

[absoluteUnit]

I have a confession. I’m not who you think I am. I’m actually a 25 year old Japanese girl with massive milkers

 

[absoluteUnit]

I didn’t want to tell my secret at the beginning of a thread though so I made this as camouflage. Good night everyone. Don’t get too horny thinking about my massive milkers.

 

[GarnetPild]

Heart attack when trying to nut

Same, but of course want to die instantly AFTER completion. Hopefully not on top of a loved one.

 

[ajcgn]

I have no imagination, so what this guy said will do.

 

[Jtrain80]

OD from viagra and whores in Vegas.

 

[Cyberty]

I want to die just like my grandpa. Quietly and in his sleep. Not like his passengers, terrified and screaming.

 

[yankmenoodle]

I think instantly buried by a fifty ton meteor. Really doesn't matter if I'm asleep or awake. Love the falcon picture.

 

[Sgfeer]

Massive heart attack on the golf course.

Tried that, not as much fun as it sounds

 

[absoluteUnit]

Tried that, not as much fun as it sounds

I don’t know to laugh or sad emoji to this, but I went with laugh. I meant well

 

[4n6tox]

Diagnosed with something terminal and when it's starts to go downhill heroin dealer and OD. like a pet basically.

 

[Chris Farley]

One of my skydives gone bad.

When I realize there’s nothing else I can do, just peregrine Falcon right in to the ground.


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As a former sky diver, and army jumpmaster....I can say fuck that noise!

 

[Cre8ive]

I want to go out like a man, you know...have my nuts ripped off by a combine and bleed out in the middle of a field of burning marijuana.

 

[Chris Farley]

I’ll tell you how I DON’T want to go out, and that’s in a concentration camp, which is exactly the route we are going.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

As a former sky diver, and army jumpmaster....I can say fuck that noise!

I tell ya a lot but thanks for your service. I take a lot of you guys out. Amazing the differences you learn.

 

[Jayhacker]

Tried that, not as much fun as it sounds

You must have friends who care. Mine have strict orders to do no resuscitation or call 911

 

[thenick_ttu]

I didn’t want to tell my secret at the beginning of a thread though so I made this as camouflage. Good night everyone. Don’t get too horny thinking about my massive milkers.

Japanese girls don't do it for me. Sorry I'm racist AF.

 

[TJHall1]

I want to go out like a man, you know...have my nuts ripped off by a combine and bleed out in the middle of a field of burning marijuana.

This got me good.

 

[s-ou-thern]

In my 80s in front of the TV with a glass of Glenmorangie in hand watching reruns of the great “Treason Trials”. One can dream...

 

[OldBuzzard]

Feeling that red hot .357 magnum slug crashing through the roof of my mouth and pulverizing my medulla oblongotta before painting the wall behind me with what was once my cognitive abilities.