How do I avoid jury duty?
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Mr.Fitzwell
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Tell them you're a converted lbgtqfxz and that you'll be busy "servicing" MAGA's...no jury duty for you...yore welcome
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Walk in with a Maga hat on.
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Let them know you believe in jury nullification.
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Just say you’re a Trump supporter. You might get committed but you certainly wont be able to sit on a jury.
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Tell them you're a faggot. Post the letter or recording.
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Tell them you're not a fucking retard. We know you're lying but they dont.
Get a fucking grip rube.
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Man that is kgb level zingers. You have been noted now fucker
weaponoffreedom
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You are scum if you dont serve on jury duty. You are always talking about scum, fucking hypocrite.
fschmidt
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Why? Fucking America isn't my society. I just live here because the whole world is shit and there is nowhere better to move to. I would be very loyal to decent society, but there are none.
weaponoffreedom
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then why are you on this forum?
do you and yours not live out in the woods?
do you make your own clothes?
grow and kill you own food?
you are in fact a part of your society ,this one.
Not your society? Dont you live here in the US? Give me a break.
Let me tell you something fella, there are much much worse places than this country, as corrupt as it is. You have a very narrow viewpoint, and need to get your head out of your ass. Go to eastern europe (current issues not withstanding) and see how you like it.............go to west africa, and see how "good" their society is, go to the rural middle east and watch a woman get stoned to death, and tell me how bad it is here.
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Give me a break. If I live among mice, should I be loyal mice because they are better than rats? I live in America for economic reasons, but I hate the people. Other places have various other problems, and the people are just as bad. So most of modern humanity can go to hell. There are some decent people in America, but they don't identify as American. These include traditional Anabaptists who consider themselves part of the kingdom of Christ, not America, and Muslims who identify as Muslims, not Americans. One good thing about America is that both of these groups are here.
And I am on this forum because I am banned everywhere else. Here I can rant, and there is a tiny chance that I encounter a reasonable person.
weaponoffreedom
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I see. Do you see yourself as a mouse?
Mr.Fitzwell
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Lmfao what was your handle on tMB?
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I have had many through the years. Multiple bans BUT also can still get on with my brothers account……
FYI:: Rivals/Yahoo still hasn’t figured out how to stop sharing 20+ years into this deal
Mr.Fitzwell
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Man, a bunch of us shared an account for like 10 years, and nobody ever posted anything. They guy who's name it was in died suddenly of a heart attack, at 40...so I finally signed up a little over a year ago...made it about 9 months before tMB banned me...I can still get on the homoboard though...but I'm pretty reserved over there...I have had many through the years. Multiple bans BUT also can still get on with my brothers account……
FYI:: Rivals/Yahoo still hasn’t figured out how to stop sharing 20+ years into this deal
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I’ve caught multiple IP bans over the years and the last one actually locked my brothers account SO he ripped them all a new ASSHOE and Poof….my IP is no longer blocked. Our Homoboard are the worst. We still have Richt defenders that are still butt hurt we fired his ass. Place is a cesspool……
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We have a bunch of dumbasses, and a few geniuses...our writers though I wouldn't trade for anyone...Chris, Paul, and Larry HAVE to rank up there with the best in the profession...
Mr.Fitzwell
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So if I bitch enough, they'll let me back on? I got drunk and called one of the new mods a faggit kid diddler and BOOM! No more Mr.Fitzwell lol
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Our rivals site literally hired a fanboy, a poster, and a nerd who doesn’t know shit about football or recruiting. They miss on every prediction and constantly make excuses when, in reality they have less sources that most posters. It’s the modern day shit show everyone will soon be experiencing.
We’re special kinda retards so….we’re ahead of the curve.
Mr.Fitzwell
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You should go read some of our guys' stuff...I think one is a UVA grad, one a UNC, and one from Uof
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Why don’t you just tell them you have covid?
Mr.Fitzwell
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Or just tell the truth, holy man...tell them that you hate the USA, that all ppl are scum, and that you'll pass judgment and convict whomever is on trial...
Then tell them that you're gonna skullfuck the judge...
You'll be fine OP
Then tell them that you're gonna skullfuck the judge...
You'll be fine OP
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Whip out your cock and start the tug and pull Olympics........you will def NOT be on a jury. You may be locked up BUT will no bail, these days the worst POS's seem to be out in minutes SO congrats on serving no time.
weaponoffreedom
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or better yet, fuck the police shirt.
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You’ve been battling mental illness
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If it's a murder trial show up with a noose around your neck as a tie.
I almost always get picked. Once got served with a summons when I was already serving on the Grand Jury at the same time in the same building.
Haven't seen a summons since I turned 65.
I almost always get picked. Once got served with a summons when I was already serving on the Grand Jury at the same time in the same building.
Haven't seen a summons since I turned 65.
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Over a pussy hat.
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Ugh……OP is a POS. He might as well be on Soros team…..cause we sure as hell don’t want him.
weaponoffreedom
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probably a good idea, just bring them some screenshots of the animus you post and they will never call tyou again
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Damn how many times have you had jury duty?
Uncle Muscles
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Hanging yourself from your ceiling fan should do the trick
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Simplest way.....NOT THE MOST EFFECIENT.....
Whip out your dick and go to town beating it in front of judge, lawyers and jury pool.
(Now you will most likely be arrested and have to sit in the court for your own trial later.......BUT you ONLY asked how to get out of jury duty.)
OR OP could just bring up the JEWS and launch one of his Anti-Sematic rants.......
Whip out your dick and go to town beating it in front of judge, lawyers and jury pool.
(Now you will most likely be arrested and have to sit in the court for your own trial later.......BUT you ONLY asked how to get out of jury duty.)
OR OP could just bring up the JEWS and launch one of his Anti-Sematic rants.......
