Hey there pilgrims

[John Wayne]

I heard you pilgrims found out about my secret. I've got to go rustle up some cattle for now, but I'll be back later to check in on you pilgrims.

 

[quickfeet]

What's going on Duke?

 

[Chris Farley]

Im actually wearing the same shorts as the guy on the right, right this second! We call em Ranger Panties

 

[CBradSmith]

You're not the real John Wayne with those embellished, pussy lines.

 

[Cre8ive]

Karma is real. Desecration of the Duke's spirit could prove detrimental to your being. Never underestimate the power of a dead, bad-ass motherfucker like John Wayne.

 

[dirtytoeddawg]

 

[quickfeet]