Hello. My name is Electric_Lights.

My Primary Care Doc was a vaccine nazi. Every year harping on me about the latest COVID vax, Flu Vax, blah blah blah. Really the only one I AM interested in is the Shingles VAX but I keep forgetting to ask about it. Shingles sucks and the vax has been out there for a while.
Now do you know what I mean by modern culture? Do you reject modern culture?
 
In my mind, there is a kind of gay sex that is so excrutiatingly gay and rough that it momentarily turns into straight sex but then crosses over back into being gay sex. I mean, truly gay as fuck. Liberace sucking off Freddie Mercury in a Tenderloin bath house wearing a rubber bodysuit. Off the scales.
GAY
 
Of course you should support the LGBTQ+ movement. Anything to discourage modern scum from reproducing.
Prolly no need for doom preaching bruv.

Looks like we already peaked a while back.
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Behold modern man's mastery of modern appliances...

"so hungry and want to make pizza but i can’t figure out the oven 😭 im at my bfs house and everyones having their afternoon naps now arghh. does anyone know how to make the oven turn on? ive seen my bf do it before he turns on at the wall and sets the temperature and function, then he presses a few of those clock buttons on the side and it goes. idk which buttons to press but ive tried many combinations and ended up hopeless. i would really appreciate some help with this so i can eat my pizza"

😂Shit's so fuckin' tragically hilarious.
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