Happy 4/20 Patriots!

I’m a little butthurt, I wanted to participate in my first legal 4/20 but I am staying away from it for a little while just bc I dunno if they are gonna piss test me with my new job or not.
If you’ve never done it before it’s out of your system in like 5 days, sooner if you flush your system. Plus per tests are a joke as far as beating them goes
 
I’m a little butthurt, I wanted to participate in my first legal 4/20 but I am staying away from it for a little while just bc I dunno if they are gonna piss test me with my new job or not.
That sucks. I've been there and usually it is better to be safe than sorry.

I'm thinking of taking the dog on my first morel mushroom hunt of the year.
 
My banger snapped off this morning, slicing my finger which required six stitches. Now my piece is broke and my finger hurts. Shit sucks, man. Going to work sober is garbage.
I’ve never heard someone call their cock a banger, but damn man sorry for your loss.
 
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