Guy's, does your wife run around trying to stick her finger in your azz?

[TheNJNole]

My wife work's from home a few days a week. On these day's she incredibly misbehaves. Specifically, she runs around trying to jamb her finger up my ass, which is exit only.

This is quite frustrating as I am the only finger jamber of the family. Plus I really hate it!

Other or similar stories appreciated.

Gay's.... stay out!

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Itchy mud rings make stinky fingers...

 

[Jtrain80]

Wife tries that all the time. I remind her to soften me up with crown first... or better yet, just wait til I am passed out and have her way with me.

 

[TheNJNole]

Wife tries that all the time. I remind her to soften me up with crown first... or better yet, just wait til I am passed out and have her way with me.

Dude, there is just NO WAY.

There was this girl I would intensely shagging years back. She tried to eat my butt once, delicately saying, "I have something special". No thanks! Lol

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Mine has a natural defense of briary hair, and the appearance of an Afghan Cave...won't even accept a small suppository...

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

 

[BurntJ]

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4 answers before this........clearly were slipping around here....SAD.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

4 answers before this........clearly were slipping around here....SAD.

We'll get some traction back bro...I believe in all of us...

 

[BurntJ]

We'll get some traction back bro...I believe in all of us...

In our defense......its been a rough few years.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

In our defense......its been a rough few years.

You gonna join us in the "Are you a real boy?" thread?

 

[Sgfeer]

tell her tongue first

 

[sanction]

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This pic makes Rube nauseous

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

This pic makes Rube nauseous

Isn't he the troll formerly known as TheRealSteveCook?

 

[champsballs]

My wife work's from home a few days a week. On these day's she incredibly misbehaves. Specifically, she runs around trying to jamb her finger up my ass, which is exit only.

This is quite frustrating as I am the only finger jamber of the family. Plus I really hate it!

Other or similar stories appreciated.

Gay's.... stay out!

I'm fairly insecure about my butthole. Wouldn't even let her help give me an enema
Probly due to some trauma in high school when the upperclassmen would come up behind you and give the claw, basically picking you up off the ground by the ass crack with one hand and if you relaxed at all there was gonna be penetration. Looking back on it now seems kinda gay, but that was a time when we were comfortable with out heterosexuality and that was better than getting the shit beat out of you with a paddle

 

[Joe Kings]

No but she's tried and i let her. Its not bad and not something we do. Shell let me lick and play bc I'm a master. She only sometimes allows me to enter the backside and she blasts off immediately. she acts like she doesn't like it but cannot control the outcome. For me eh I don't like it. I'm to masculine to have anything pushed inside of me. My wife likes and dislikes when I smack her butt.

 

[AmericanViking]

My wife work's from home a few days a week. On these day's she incredibly misbehaves. Specifically, she runs around trying to jamb her finger up my ass, which is exit only.

This is quite frustrating as I am the only finger jamber of the family. Plus I really hate it!

Other or similar stories appreciated.

Gay's.... stay out!

Sounds like you got a kinky woman still attracted to you. Just give her all the buttplay she wants from you. They make some cool strap on’s that will let you give her a good DP. Throw a magic wand on the clit at the same time and she’ll go nuts.

 

[shiv]

Itchy mud rings make stinky fingers...

It’s funny because it’s true

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

It’s funny because it’s true

Any time I can use the term "itchy mud ring" I do...and I laff every time

 

[GarnetPild]

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[TopHook]

 

[BurntJ]

Isn't he the troll formerly known as TheRealSteveCook?

NO......

SteveCook was legit.

@Rube Reaper is what a faggit knockoff looks like!

@SteveCook was @NascarDawg level troll (pre-social media dayz.)

These faggit trolls these days are just shitty jock sniffers.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

NO......

SteveCook was legit.

@Rube Reaper is what a faggit knockoff looks like!

@SteveCook was @NascarDawg level troll (pre-social media dayz.)

These faggit trolls these days are just shitty jock sniffers.

Good to know...Steve Cook went ham on folks lol...destroyed ppl on tMB

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

 

[Jtrain80]

I'm fairly insecure about my butthole. Wouldn't even let her help give me an enema
Probly due to some trauma in high school when the upperclassmen would come up behind you and give the claw, basically picking you up off the ground by the ass crack with one hand and if you relaxed at all there was gonna be penetration. Looking back on it now seems kinda gay, but that was a time when we were comfortable with out heterosexuality and that was better than getting the shit beat out of you with a paddle

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Talking growing up in the 90's. They had a game where they would hold someone down, the someone else would pull their pants down and sit on the prisoners face.

This kids mom walked into the wrestling about 6:45 to see her son on as victim. 4 people got suspended including the athletic directors kid.

I was not involved at the moment, as having been hit by friendly fire the previous round I was standing off to the side. I got to watch the absolute horror on her face!

 

[STMF2X]

Not often, but the occasional 71 is better than the usual 69

 

[weaponoffreedom]

No but she's tried and i let her. Its not bad and not something we do. Shell let me lick and play bc I'm a master. She only sometimes allows me to enter the backside and she blasts off immediately. she acts like she doesn't like it but cannot control the outcome. For me eh I don't like it. I'm to masculine to have anything pushed inside of me. My wife likes and dislikes when I smack her butt.

OK?

 

[weaponoffreedom]

My wife work's from home a few days a week. On these day's she incredibly misbehaves. Specifically, she runs around trying to jamb her finger up my ass, which is exit only.

This is quite frustrating as I am the only finger jamber of the family. Plus I really hate it!

Other or similar stories appreciated.

Gay's.... stay out!

I am thinking that you actually like it...........

 

[Emma tenywa]

Perhaps she's signaling you to start jambing her backside as well

 

[TheNJNole]

Perhaps she's signaling you to start jambing her backside as well

Homeboy..... I've tried and I've tried.

""Keep that THING away from me", along with a few veiled death threats.

RIP

 

[TheNJNole]

Talking growing up in the 90's. They had a game where they would hold someone down, the someone else would pull their pants down and sit on the prisoners face.

This kids mom walked into the wrestling about 6:45 to see her son on as victim. 4 people got suspended including the athletic directors kid.

I was not involved at the moment, as having been hit by friendly fire the previous round I was standing off to the side. I got to watch the absolute horror on her face!

Friendly fire.... you got hit by flying ropes?

Lol

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Homeboy..... I've tried and I've tried.

""Keep that THING away from me", along with a few veiled death threats.

RIP

Yeah, when they crawl up the wall like SpiderGwen it's difficult to get in

 

[absoluteUnit]

No but my dad does

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

 

[Jtrain80]

Friendly fire.... you got hit by flying ropes?

Lol

I was helping hold the other guy down, the bare butt hit me instead. Decided right then and there that game sucked.

 

[Emma tenywa]

Homeboy..... I've tried and I've tried.

""Keep that THING away from me", along with a few veiled death threats.

RIP

Maaan,,,, one day she's gonna catch you unawares and the next thing feel is a finger deep inside

 

[IAmDamagedGoods]

My wife work's from home a few days a week. On these day's she incredibly misbehaves. Specifically, she runs around trying to jamb her finger up my ass, which is exit only.

This is quite frustrating as I am the only finger jamber of the family. Plus I really hate it!

Other or similar stories appreciated.

Gay's.... stay out!

She just figures that is payback for all the times you tried to stick something in her ass!

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

She just figures that is payback for all the times you tried to stick something in her ass!

 

[IAmDamagedGoods]

I just remembered this song!

 

[weaponoffreedom]

My wife work's from home a few days a week. On these day's she incredibly misbehaves. Specifically, she runs around trying to jamb her finger up my ass, which is exit only.

This is quite frustrating as I am the only finger jamber of the family. Plus I really hate it!

Other or similar stories appreciated.

Gay's.... stay out!

you ought to try it

 

[TheNJNole]

you ought to try it

Nope..... not my thing