Wait, he whipped Madonna with a stick? Funniest thing I have ever heard. (Since I know that she is safe and has moved onto another abusive relationship)
Friend of mine was giving marriage counseling to a younger naive relative. He tells the kid to just bend the wifey over his knee and give her a spanking, not thinking the kid would actually heed his advice. Next day he comes to work with a black eye and scratches all over his face. He told my buddy that was bad advice.