Free zodiac chart read. Tell me month you were born?

[DuckDitchtiger]

Non Bi sexual Gemini checking in.

 

[OPD77]

01-01-94

You're younger than I thought you were.....2 years older than my son and 2 years younger than my daughter. I

 

[NolesBravesNiners]

07/26/77

 

[Cre8ive]

April - Taurus

Taurus - You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. Taurus people have B.O. and fart a lot.

 

[Cre8ive]

01-01-94

Capricorn - You are a conservative and afraid of taking any risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There never has been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too long as dogs might think you are a tree and piss on you.

 

[Cre8ive]

07/26/77

Leo - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. You arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.

 

[Cre8ive]

01-01-94

Capricorn - You are conservative and afraid to taking any risks. You don't do much of anything and you are lazy. There never has been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too long a dogs might think you are a tree and piss on you.

 

[Joe Kings]

Jan 5

Capricorn Dec 21-Jan 19 - You are a conservative and afraid of taking any risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There never has been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too long as dogs might think you are a tree and piss on you.

 

[TopHook]

Feb 11. Guess it would be same as above.

 

[Cre8ive]

Feb 11. Guess it would be same as above.

Aquarius - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.

 

[TopHook]

Aquarius - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes over and over again. People think you are stupid.

 

[Whiskey&Weed]

Leo - You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain and dislike honest criticism. You arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieves.

08/05 so what do you have for purebread super Leo's?

 

[Chris Farley]

Sep 25

 

[Chris Farley]

01-01-94

Bro, I remember 1994, ho lee fuck, that’s awesome man, refreshing to know that there’s still some young guns still out there that think right! What’s your general consensus from your peers and how things were in hs and college?

 

[America 1st]

Bro, I remember 1994, ho lee fuck, that’s awesome man, refreshing to know that there’s still some young guns still out there that think right! What’s your general consensus from your peers and how things were in hs and college?

People my age generally think everything is fucked up. About 35-40% of people my age support national populism (America 1st generally) but a nearly equal number 30-35% support a Bernie Sanders style social populism.

I'm die hard America 1st and believe the America 1st platform put down by Trump is exactly the type of middle ground / common sense approach this country has always needed but that seems to make me a "leftist moron" still by some people's standards.

People from older generations are having a tough time wrapping their minds around the fact that the Democratic party of Clinton and Reagan are completely D.O.A.

I struggle to find someone who supports those sorts of positions from their respective parties even if I tried. All that shit is swampy to young folks which is why even Biden's seemingly radical "moderate progressivism" is not nearly enough for people on that side.

America is getting ready to go through another cycle like FDR capitalized on for his party. Right now it's about which party and general set of values (America 1st vs global socialism) is able to strike while the iron is hot.

 

[Boom82]

December 18

 

[RHT 3]

Virgo- Aug 23 to Sept. 22 - You are the logical type and hate disorder. The nit-picking is sickening your friends. You are cold and unemotional and sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.

I'm a Virgo and this is patently false. I am offended.

We are logical, and very organized, but I've never fallen asleep while fapping, err making love dammit. ( We also have huge dongs FYI ).

 

[Cre8ive]

December 18

Sagittarius - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunk or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal.

 

[TopHook]

Is there going to be one of these every month or does it not work like that and I'll be retarded for the rest of my life.

 

[GreenNewMe]

Do at @GreenNewMe

He's a faggotarius.

Okay, I'm actually a Pisces. But alright.

 

[Cre8ive]

December 18

Sagittarius - You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are dunks for dope fiends. People caught at you a great deal.

 

[Cre8ive]

Is there going to be one of these every month or does it not work like that and I'll be retarded for the rest of my life.

LOL! Nope. A word to the wise is sufficient!

 

[Cre8ive]

Okay, I'm actually a Pisces. But alright.

Pisces - You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates and people resent you for flaunting of your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.