Florida about to go Nuclear

[quickfeet]

 

[America 1st]

Big Dick Ron will be signing an executive order to ban collapsing reservoirs tomorrow OP.

 

[GarnetPild]

Where exactly? Is there a Springfield in Florida???

 

[Wait What]

 

[REMESSIS]

Nice try Jim Biden. Your communist sabotage tactics won’t be effective against Ronny Dickheat.

 

[BonerinSweatpants]

Florida man with radioactive super powers will be entertaining

 

[skramer100]

It's Manatee county, nobody cares.

 

[BigBucnNole]

From what I understand it’s a little sensationalized. There is virtually no radiation and the water is as acidic as a cup of coffee. The bigger issues is the scale of water rushing out damaging property IF it actually broke. The radon stuff is just because they are digging out the ground and it’s naturally occurring.

The press would make you think it’s Chernobyl. Poors actually fish the thing for snook.

 

[Chris Farley]

I’m in Florida right now, coulda been me.

 

[Jayhacker]

Weren't they drinking shit like this in Flint for years without a peep from cbs.