Do you use your dominate hand to wipe your ass?

[BluegrassPoke]

Hell no for me, I am left handed and I will not desecrate it with shit.

 

[vicdaddy]

No. My wife wipes it.

 

[CBradSmith]

Better question:

How many vehicles like this are just pretension showing and will never utilize the extra 24-30" of "breathing room" the snorkel affords?

 

[ttyh]

*dominant

Yes, I do.

When you accidentally get a little shit on your hand while wiping, do you smell it despite knowing it will smell like shit?

 

[CDDP]

Yes, I do.

 

[Nas]

Get a tushy, broke boys

 

[RJ2kWJ]

A bidet will change your life. I don’t think I’ve used paper in 5 years.

 

[Quatch$]

OP doesn’t have a bidet. How poor.

 

[Nas]

Shame that poor!

 

[poke2001]

I quit wiping years ago.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I quit wiping years ago.

Noles/Pokes tourney collaboration about to happen.

 

[SoonerMD09]

Hell no for me, I am left handed and I will not desecrate it with shit.

Just make your brother Carey do it.

 

[STMF2X]

Yes, I doubt I even could wipe with my left hand, the thing is fuckin worthless.

 

[AC2020]

I wipe with my right hand.

I'm left handed.

 

[Baloo]

Board has gone to shit

 

[Joe Kings]

A bidet will change your life. I don’t think I’ve used paper in 5 years.

you dont wipe the water off

 

[RJ2kWJ]

you dont wipe the water off

That’s what the dog is for.

 

[I am El Nino]

Yes, I doubt I even could wipe with my left hand, the thing is fuckin worthless.

100%

 

[tgsell]

A bidet will change your life. I don’t think I’ve used paper in 5 years.

A man of good taste...glad to see someone else not living like a caveman.

 

[TheNJNole]

Hell no for me, I am left handed and I will not desecrate it with shit.

I had shoulder surgery back in Oct. I practiced for 2 weeks prior using my left arm..... lol

@Nape

 

[Nape]

I had shoulder surgery back in Oct. I practiced for 2 weeks prior using my left arm..... lol

@Nape

Toughest thing to switch up.

 

[SmokeHouse423]

Get a tushy, broke boys

I would hear these advertised on Rogan. Do you like?

 

[CBradSmith]

ITT we learn, apparently, that left-handers all have constant massive Swamp-Ass from poor wiping practices.


Jeebus my Left-handed bretheren, think of the kids.

 

[Seagulls]

A bidet will change your life. I don’t think I’ve used paper in 5 years.

Does a shower count as a bidet?

 

[RJ2kWJ]

Does a shower count as a bidet?

 

[Seagulls]

 

[RaleighTiger]

That’s what the dog is for.

Nah but seriously, no TP to at least dry off? Do you just pull a Rod Tidwell and air dry?

 

[Cowboy1stn10]

OP with the long troll trying to give everyone stink fingers. I like it.

 

[Nas]

I would hear these advertised on Rogan. Do you like?

Its like $70 on Amazon and it will be a life changing experience for you.

I would get the forever wiper, from a turd cut off too soon or something. Never an issue now. Blast your stink star and use a little TP to dry and good to go.

Bonus - On hot summer days, a refreshing cold water spray on the ol log cutter is one of the finer things in life.