Do you put ranch on your pizza?
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AgEngDawg
Legendary
No, you filthy MFer!
Only if I need to fatten up for the winter.
yes
Nope
Mr.Fitzwell
Legendary
If the pizza is good, it needs nothing. Also, chances are that if the pizza sucks bad enough to NEED ranch, then the ranch is probably Kraft-level shitty anyway...sauce is for the breed of peace to put on salty, faggit lib kids before it eats them
Rube Reaper
Elite
I do it anytime I’m not around one of my fuck buddies. I don’t want them to know I put ranch on my pizza especially since I always make such a big deal out of ordering gluten free.
Same. The worse the pizza is, the more ranch it gets
Mr.Fitzwell
Legendary
I'm a deplorable, I do this with Bleu Cheese...
You must be Scottish..... obamination
Mr.Fitzwell
Legendary
That sounds absolutely disgusting...also, I will absolutely try this on/with my next pizza...on the actual pizza, or crust? I need instructions...
Chuck 2020
2022 Fantasy ⚾️ 🏆
Absolutely not.
laterallyshaking
Elite
In school there were always the absolute lunatics on pizza day who would roll up their pizza and dip it in ranch. I was among those lunatics.
But I have never tried ranch on actual pizza, only on crappy school pizza.
But I have never tried ranch on actual pizza, only on crappy school pizza.
Pizza joint up in Indiana/Illinois serves their pizza with a Catalina/French dressing. I was skeptical at first, but it's pretty damned good.
Cannot for the life of me remember the name.
Cannot for the life of me remember the name.
weaponoffreedom
Elite
No because I was not raised in a barn
Monical's. Just hit me.
Was going to ask, Steve — do you sell ranch cups at the pizza start-up?
when I was 17 yeah
Both. There is a bar in KC, MO that introduced entire generations to it. Sounds disgusting until you try it. Drizzle a little all over the slice and enjoy.
Mr.Fitzwell
Legendary
Thank you sir! Will do!
I have one for you. Mustard and Louisiana hot sauce on your chicken and dumplings. 
It’s good on sour cream chicken enchiladas too
I graduated to the Papa Johns Garlic butter, that shit is the tits
Mr.Fitzwell
Legendary
I also like to add crunchy peanut butter and white chocolate chips to my grilled cheese...fucking fantastic 
Only In my college years we would always order Pizza Shuttle it was so cheap and it never mattered who’s place we’re at there was always multiple gallon jugs of ranch ready on the table. Like the big ones you get at Sam’s club.
Great ASSHOE now you and I will BOTH be haunted by my dead Italian Grandmother……..luckily I don’t speak Italian so I never really understood the spells and curses she would use….but you could tell they were fucked up and I wouldn’t wish them on my enemy….based off the faces she made. The faces she made at my mom (Dad was the Italian) when she was teaching my mom how to cook her recipes……def made me think she would kill or haunt mom if she fucked them up.
I also like to add crunchy peanut butter and white chocolate chips to my grilled cheese...fucking fantastic
I’ll have to try that! Growing up we would dip our grilled cheese sandwiches in apple butter. I got the kids hooked on it.
Fried cheese nuggets dipped in apple butter. A match made in heaven
With All Due Respect....
JFC......are you Fatter than the ENTIRE STATE of ALABAMA? That sounds like the beetus talking there bro! I'm pretty sure I just gained 5 pounds reading that.
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