Do you know how many people really shit their pants in a closed MRI? (NSFW in thread)

[TheNJNole]

The number is much higher than one would guess.

Prayers Cent.......

 

[shiv]

I’ll do my best to pump those numbers up tonight

I just drink a half gallon of pickle juice

 

[imprimis]

I’ll do my best to pump those numbers up tonight

I just drink a half gallon of pickle juice

Go, go, go, go....

 

[Rebarcock.]

I know enough to ask for a Valium

 

[Sparty1045]

I’ve had an MRI numerous times and never shat myself

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

I’ve had an MRI numerous times and never shat myself

Yeah I've never left a poo poo platter in the mri machine...I have while driving tho

 

[ChicagoFats]

Why do people shit themselves in the MRI machine?

First I learned the queen shit herself when she died and now this. Smh

 

[tiderollsonu]

Lol @ people scared of an MRI, i fall asleep in them.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Why have all you Mfers had MRI’s?

 

[shiv]

Why have all you Mfers had MRI’s?

I’ve got one tonight at 8:30 and njnole is giving me shit

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Why have all you Mfers had MRI’s?

Head trauma/car accident

 

[HurricaneBlaze]

I’ve got one tonight at 8:30 and njnole is giving me shit

What's wrong, Croot?

 

[shiv]

What's wrong, Croot?

Shoulder injury, most likely torn labrum

 

[TheNJNole]

I’ve got one tonight at 8:30 and njnole is giving me shit

No........

 

[ChicagoFats]

I’ve got one tonight at 8:30 and njnole is giving me shit

Good luck, hope the machine doesn’t eat you. If it does you might die and shit yourself in the machine. But I have a feeling you will be OK

 

[HurricaneBlaze]

Good luck, Croot.
Here's to hoping you don't shit yourself.

 

[shiv]

Good luck, Croot.
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i feel like it’s a self fulfilling prophecy at this point lol

 

[Sparty1045]

Why have all you Mfers had MRI’s?

CTE and epilepsy. It’s good stuff.

 

[TheNJNole]

 

[shiv]

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I’ll allow it

 

[imprimis]

Why have all you Mfers had MRI’s?

Knees

 

[shiv]

Sitting in the lobby waiting to get my 8:30 pm mri. I thought they were tricking me, but this was the earliest available

 

[shiv]

So looks like there is a lady in front of me that panicked and is about to try again…

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

So looks like there is a lady in front of me that panicked and is about to try again…

U gonna be laying in lady shit, John...

 

[shiv]

Check out my sweet MRI pants. At least I’ll be shitting in their pants and not mine. Also note I’m reppin tfsf

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Check out my sweet MRI pants. At least I’ll be shitting in their pants and not mine. Also note I’m reppin tfsf

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Muh Rep!

 

[shiv]

Check out my sweet MRI pants. At least I’ll be shitting in their pants and not mine. Also note I’m reppin tfsf

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You boys enjoy that nice strong left arm while you can because it’s going to shrivel up over the next year

 

[Taggart]

Check out my sweet MRI pants. At least I’ll be shitting in their pants and not mine. Also note I’m reppin tfsf

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Check out that hawg

 

[shiv]

Check out that hawg

Trust me, that’s just an optical illusion from the crease in the pants

 

[AgEngDawg]

Let them know about your tongue ring.

 

[TopHook]

I’ve got one tonight at 8:30 and njnole is giving me shit

Seems like after you could give him some. Bring a poop bag.

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

Trust me, that’s just an optical illusion from the crease in the pants

It's the pleats!

 

[Taggart]

It's the pleats!