Do you have funny stories of illness or injury? If you do get paid here for the stories

[Rebarcock.]

Ok yall go 1st

 

[Jayhacker]

My older brother was fishing with a buddy back in college. He was taking a piss off the side of the boat when his buddy hooked him in the nuts when he was trying to cast. Ended up walking into the emergency room carrying the pole and the hook still embedded.

 

[Rebarcock.]

My older brother was fishing with a buddy back in college. He was taking a piss off the side of the boat when his buddy hooked him in the nuts when he was trying to cast. Ended up walking into the emergency room carrying the pole and the hook still embedded.

Oh i once had my sister (I was 9ish) as I was putting poles in the car shit talk me. So I threw the pole in the window. Got damn hook caught my ear. Un hindsight it only took pushing the barb through and cutting it
But back them I had no idea what pain was. It hurt bc at 9yr I was a pussy. I became a strong boy at 14. I became a man at 17yr. That is a different thread

 

[Rebarcock.]

I have a story about how esrlhair almost derailed the Packers season lat year.( not that it was great) mark Murphy the president, his Dad is like my grandfather. But he is dead.
Great story

 

[Rebarcock.]

So Jim McMahon was a drunk allegedly and a pillbilly allegedly. Should I continue?

 

[NotoriousOutlawRecords]

which time?
launching a BMW off 100ft embankment?
Rolling my burbon thru a cemetery wall?
wrapping a shitty 78 chevet around a tree?
taking a baseball bat to my head chasing some pussy?
crashing in the jersey tunnel?
cutting a turtles head off cuz it bit my finger?
or falling in the raveen taking a shit?

so many to choose from...

 

[Astragalus]

My older brother was fishing with a buddy back in college. He was taking a piss off the side of the boat when his buddy hooked him in the nuts when he was trying to cast. Ended up walking into the emergency room carrying the pole and the hook still embedded.

Now that’s funny. I’d love to have been a fly on the wall when the doc came in.

 

[imprimis]

Had a snapping turtle take a hunk out of my arm. I prefer being the predator than the prey.

 

[LVRebel]

My older brother was fishing with a buddy back in college. He was taking a piss off the side of the boat when his buddy hooked him in the nuts when he was trying to cast. Ended up walking into the emergency room carrying the pole and the hook still embedded.

Never thought to cut the line so they didn't have to carry the fishing rod?

 

[TopHook]

Never thought to cut the line so they didn't have to carry the fishing rod?

He likes the attention.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Never thought to cut the line so they didn't have to carry the fishing rod?

With a cawk that big they're lucky they got the boat back