Dear FSF,

[Uncle Muscles]

Hey Faggots, My name is @Uncle Muscles and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

 

[TopHook]

If I fuck no bitches and you fuck multiple times more than me that would still be zero.

 

[REMESSIS]

Now now. You don’t hate us, that’s just the white claws, and your overarching sadness talking.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Hey Mr. Muscles, glad to have another normal person around here

 

[Uncle Muscles]

If I fuck no bitches and you fuck multiple times more than me that would still be zero.

Go watch some tentacle porn to feel better about yourself

 

[Uncle Muscles]

Now now. You don’t hate us, that’s just the white claws, and your overarching sadness talking.

Never been sad a day in my life. All I do is win and make straight A’s

 

[Monica_L_DidNothingWrong]

Never been sad a day in my life. All I do is win and make straight A’s

And fuck bitches like me

 

[Uncle Muscles]

Hey Mr. Muscles, glad to have another normal person around here

Speak for yourself cucklord

 

[Uncle Muscles]

And fuck bitches like me

Sorry no washed up whores for me. Only straight cash dimes.

 

[JerBearr]

I think an administrator needs to be present to moderate what is about to happen here

 

[Uncle Muscles]

I think an administrator needs to be present to moderate what is about to happen here

You better hope so bitch boy

 

[I am El Nino]

Why is muscles with a thick girl? She needs to cut back on the cheeseburgers before I'd let her sniff my dick.

 

[JerBearr]

You better hope so bitch boy

Your wife is a hella ugly thot....I met this girl and hung out with her a long time ago....when we were both much younger and she wasnt "hot" at the time......she turned into this and now has like 70k ig followers lmao...anyway what im saying is go get a hot girl like this and stop bragging about your "banging hot" highschool sweet heart that turned into a saggy baked potato

 

[Uncle Muscles]

Your wife is a hella ugly thot....I met this girl and hung out with her a long time ago....when we were both much younger and she wasnt "hot" at the time......she turned into this and now has like 70k ig followers lmao...anyway what im saying is go get a hot girl like this and stop bragging about your "banging hot" highschool sweet heart that turned into a saggy baked potato

Delete this

 

[Chris Farley]

OP is on the spectrum.

 

[JerBearr]

Delete this

Ill wait until your baked potato sees it first.

 

[BurntJ]

Hey Faggots, My name is @Uncle Muscles and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Let’s call this Constructive Criticism OP...

1) Ugh....you gonna show us those photos old man?

2) You couldn’t even keep the Troll for the full OP? This is FUCKING PATHETIC...and deserves a lifetime ban from all interwebz.

3) Fuck now you sound 12 (12 in that photo or 11)

4) Surprisingly strong ending for such a clearly closeted faggit BUT some people like tea....other like dick all up in and around their ass/mouth....who am I to judge!

5) she has the look of a captive more than a participant FYI. Congrats? Clearly Stockholm syndrome would be your only chance of keep that relationship....but a big congrats to the next guy to date her.....he will be worshiped like a king compared to OP.

 

[QuanChi]

Hey Faggots, My name is @Uncle Muscles and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Is that Blue Steele from Zoolander? You look like you are about to get downs syndrome

 

[Zgdaf]

The sport I am a world champion at is yard darts . Op is too much of a wimp to even attempt playing. Go back and play your silly football.

oh and OP I can see you got the Anal A’s and were the teachers pet..literally, so maybe you have it in you to play yard darts.

 

[Oler Ted]

Gonna have to see your report cards for proof of straight A’s @Uncle Muscles

 

[OPD77]

Congrats on Ms Fats, roids and mico peen...must be a lovely existence.

 

[Chris Farley]

 

[Viking]

OP is on the spectrum.

That’s funny, but watch it, he doesn’t represent us all!! Haha SKOL!

 

[shiv]

 

[Viking]

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BTW, @Croot_Overlord, the site seems to be cruising along in more ways than one. Kudos brother! SKOL!

 

[Don Johnson]

 

[Cards1968]

Hey Faggots, My name is @Uncle Muscles and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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May I suggest another activity for 4:20 PM from now on?

 

[Chris Farley]

That’s funny, but watch it, he doesn’t represent us all!! Haha SKOL!

What are you saying? Do you too have a touch of the downs?