Dean Mortimer, Is there anything funnier this CFB Season than Tejas A&M's COLLAPSE?

[TheNJNole]

In fairness to the Big Fat Circus Elephant, everyone keeps poaching his top assistants. Amazing how the Midget did it this far.

https://specials-images.forbesimg.com/imageserve/5fc444c3195473d61fe3da22/960x0.jpg?fit=scale

 

[TheNJNole]

Kevin Sumlin: 39-16
Jimbo Fisher: 37-18



BBBAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[shiv]

Kevin Sumlin: 39-16
Jimbo Fisher: 37-18



BBBAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Holy shit that’s a stat right there

 

[Leengus McAnal]

As an OU fan, it’s been a really shitty year. We got rolled by Texas and are near the basement of the big 12 for the first time since the John Blake years. But at least we aren’t 3-7 with a bunch of gay male cheerleaders that dance like fruitcakes and scream like girls and at least we’re not paying a guy like Jumbo Fish 75 million. So it’s not all bad.

 

[BurntJ]

As an OU fan, it’s been a really shitty year. We got rolled by Texas and are near the basement of the big 12 for the first time since the John Blake years. But at least we aren’t 3-7 with a bunch of gay male cheerleaders that dance like fruitcakes and scream like girls and at least we’re not paying a guy like Jumbo Fish 75 million. So it’s not all bad.

Yeah….yore fucked till y’all get rid of that Faggit Veneables……that dude stood out as a weirdo at Clemson (sorry bros ) Under Dabo……

Read bold sentence 1 more time…..

Now fired Venables and fix shit with Fat Heupel!

Me Profit: utjrjr makes a shit hire and

 

[TheNJNole]

Dean Mortimer is an A&M fan that I have trolled into oblivion. He keeps spamming me, but I find it quite funny.

Trying to get him to show his face here. We already have a reaident racist homo. We need a non-nacist homo to balance things out.

 

[AgEngDawg]

Details of Jimbo's divorce were pretty funny.

 

[TheNJNole]

Details of Jimbo's divorce were pretty funny.

Specifically?

 

[TheNJNole]

Details of Jimbo's divorce were pretty funny.

Wonder if Candi had to describe how big the dude's Johnson was.

Jimbo was untouchable Pre-Cucking

 

[AgEngDawg]

Wonder if Candi had to describe how big the dude's Johnson was.

Jimbo was untouchable Pre-Cucking

I thought she cheated? Was he in on it?

 

[AgEngDawg]

Specifically?

Wasn't she throwing it out of both britches legs all over town?

 

[TheNJNole]

Wasn't she throwing it out of both britches legs all over town?

No. She was limited from my understanding.

But if you were married to him, sure there are others

 

[AgEngDawg]

No. She was limited from my understanding.

But if you were married to him, sure there are others

Spill the details bro. What is the inside Warchant story?

 

[TheNJNole]

Spill the details bro. What is the inside Warchant story?

She nailed the Gator dude who was her supposed trainer. She also nailed her tennis coach (I believe).

Sure you'll find her at happy hour on a Friday in a water front bar in Destin

 

[Mr.Fitzwell]

She nailed the Gator dude who was her supposed trainer. She also nailed her tennis coach (I believe).

Sure you'll find her at happy hour on a Friday in a water front bar in Destin

Zero chance she's not an Applebee's bar hoor...any hoor that even EATS at an Applebee's, much less drinks at the bar, is in the market for a Brooklyn Bridging from the BBC

 

[HurricaneBlaze]

From an On3 board. I've seen the numbers multiple times, so it's safe to say in the ballpark of being correct.

As a reminder, here are his buyout numbers:

• 2022: $85,950,000
• 2023: $76,800,000
• 2024: $67,550,000
• 2025: $58,200,000
• 2026: $48,750,000
• 2027: $39,200,000
• 2028: $29,550,000
• 2029: $19,800,000
• 2030: $9,950,000

 

[Oler Ted]

She nailed the Gator dude who was her supposed trainer. She also nailed her tennis coach (I believe).

Sure you'll find her at happy hour on a Friday in a water front bar in Destin

That second statement sounds like a line from a “lost my woman” country song