Conservative Exodus

Yes, my house has a basement. Yes, the water heater is in the basement. You're super smart figuring that out. The furnace is down there too, along with a deep freeze. Also it's where the washer and dryer reside.
Bragging about a deep freezer may be the most poorsiness thing I’ve ever seen. But chin up, I’m sure life is going great.
 
Yes, my house has a basement. Yes, the water heater is in the basement. You're super smart figuring that out. The furnace is down there too, along with a deep freeze. Also it's where the washer and dryer reside.
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Bahahahaha. I just showed this to a homeless guy outside the 7/11 and he said he’d rather sleep by the dumpster tonight than stay here.
 
Damn, the irony. I only know who you are because you reply to everything I put on here, otherwise I’d have no idea who you were. Run along and get back to making ramen noodles in your parents basement and manning your glory hole station at the Kum & Go.
I'd rather live in a basement than be the sloppy drunken mess that I seen out of you the other morning. That was as pathetic as I've seen someone look in a long time.
 
I'd rather live in a basement than be the sloppy drunken mess that I seen out of you the other morning. That was as pathetic as I've seen someone look in a long time.
Your feelings were hurt because I can afford to travel and see whomever I want and have a good time while doing it? Sounds like a you problem, man. I’ll send you a bottle of peach schnapps to replace the one you stole out of your moms liquor cabinet if that makes you feel better.
 
Your feelings were hurt because I can afford to travel and see whomever I want and have a good time while doing it? Sounds like a you problem, man. I’ll send you a bottle of peach schnapps to replace the one you stole out of your moms liquor cabinet if that makes you feel better.
You being sloppy drunk at 7 am and looking like complete dogshit is a me problem? Hahaha. Its gonna take a lot more than a drunk pathetic guy to hurt my feelings.

Also, these parent jokes are super clever. You're extremely witty.
 
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