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Choose 3 to live on the rest of your life

QuanChi

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You have to choose 3 things from this list and that is all you get to eat the rest of your life.

Hot Peanuts
Saltine Crackers
Milk
Bananas
Granny Smith apples
Dill Pickle Spears
Vanilla protein powder
Slim Jims
Life Cereal
Cheese Hot Dogs
 

thenick_ttu

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granny smith apples - easy - these are delicious
hot peanuts - these are also delicious
bananas - meh, but they'll round out the diet

Op is a pussy.
 

imprimis

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Milk has to be included otherwise you'd have little to no liquid to hydrate and you'd die soon. And those salty items would dehydrate you quickly.

Ergo, milk, apples and hot dogs. You'd get your liquid, protein, carbs, fats and fiber. Plus there would be lots of weight loss so you could slither in and steal other stuff from neighbors.
 

TJHall1

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Milk has to be included otherwise you'd have little to no liquid to hydrate and you'd die soon. And those salty items would dehydrate you quickly.

Ergo, milk, apples and hot dogs. You'd get your liquid, protein, carbs, fats and fiber. Plus there would be lots of weight loss so you could slither in and steal other stuff from neighbors.
You realize hotdogs have an unbelievable amount of salt right?
 

imprimis

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You realize hotdogs have an unbelievable amount of salt right?
Not as much as saltines and salted peanuts. The dogs do have protein and fat and lots of trace elements swept up with the surprise ingredients, including a cathartic, mixed into the dogs.
 

Cletusnow

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You have to choose 3 things from this list and that is all you get to eat the rest of your life.

Hot Peanuts
Saltine Crackers
Milk
Bananas
Granny Smith apples
Dill Pickle Spears
Vanilla protein powder
Slim Jims
Life Cereal
Cheese Hot Dogs
Slim Jims
Life Cereal
Cheese Hot Dogs

I’m cereal killer for life cereal!
 

AC2020

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You have to choose 3 things from this list and that is all you get to eat the rest of your life.

Hot Peanuts
Saltine Crackers
Milk
Bananas
Granny Smith apples
Dill Pickle Spears
Vanilla protein powder
Slim Jims
Life Cereal
Cheese Hot Dogs
Do we get this award after we choose?

iu
 

Cyberty

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You have to choose 3 things from this list and that is all you get to eat the rest of your life.

Hot Peanuts
Saltine Crackers
Milk
Bananas
Granny Smith apples
Dill Pickle Spears
Vanilla protein powder
Slim Jims
Life Cereal
Cheese Hot Dogs
I read the last item as Chinese hot dogs and I was instantly interested because I love Asian food. Then I remembered the rumor that some Chinese may consume actual dogs. Then I was disgusted. Then I realized it said cheese hot dogs, which are great. Then I decided that I should post this stream of idiotic thoughts.
 
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