Choose 3 to live on the rest of your life

[QuanChi]

You have to choose 3 things from this list and that is all you get to eat the rest of your life.

Hot Peanuts
Saltine Crackers
Milk
Bananas
Granny Smith apples
Dill Pickle Spears
Vanilla protein powder
Slim Jims
Life Cereal
Cheese Hot Dogs

 

[vicdaddy]

Id choose death.

This bored has gone to shit.

 

[QuanChi]

Id choose death.

This bored has gone to shit.

That’s not how this works

 

[Chris Farley]

Agree board has gone to hades, but to answer the question: milk, bananas, cheese hotdogs

 

[thenick_ttu]

granny smith apples - easy - these are delicious
hot peanuts - these are also delicious
bananas - meh, but they'll round out the diet

Op is a pussy.

 

[QuanChi]

granny smith apples - easy - these are delicious
hot peanuts - these are also delicious
bananas - meh, but they'll round out the diet

Op is a pussy.

2 fruits? Interesting choice, but might work out for you

 

[thenick_ttu]

2 fruits? Interesting choice, but might work out for you

but not really, because bananas are more like a carb. Balanced diet here

 

[QuanChi]

but not really, because bananas are more like a carb. Balanced diet here

What macronutrient family do apples belong to?

 

[thenick_ttu]

What macronutrient family do apples belong to?

ummm... fruits? i don't fucking know.

 

[QuanChi]

ummm... fruits? i don't fucking know.

Lol I was somewhat trying to be sarcastic but the point I was trying to make is that apple is a carb too

 

[thenick_ttu]

Lol I was somewhat trying to be sarcastic but the point I was trying to make is that apple is a carb too

ha, I literally had no idea. Truth be told, my diet mostly consists of Rosa breakfast tacos and whiskey. I don't know shit about nutrition.

 

[Dinkis14]

Id choose death.

This bored has gone to shit.

Nothing better than the first reply knocking it outside of the park.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Milk, apples and protein powder. Can I still use mucil?

 

[Oler Ted]

Milk, milk, and pickles

 

[quickfeet]

Slim Jim’s, hot peanuts and apples

 

[Chief_Trojan]

Mark me down for slim jims, hot peanuts and bananas.

 

[imprimis]

Milk has to be included otherwise you'd have little to no liquid to hydrate and you'd die soon. And those salty items would dehydrate you quickly.

Ergo, milk, apples and hot dogs. You'd get your liquid, protein, carbs, fats and fiber. Plus there would be lots of weight loss so you could slither in and steal other stuff from neighbors.

 

[BurntJ]

Nothing better than the first reply knocking it outside of the park.

Yep....should have. SHUT. IT.DOWN.ALREADY.

Thread/

 

[TJHall1]

Milk has to be included otherwise you'd have little to no liquid to hydrate and you'd die soon. And those salty items would dehydrate you quickly.

Ergo, milk, apples and hot dogs. You'd get your liquid, protein, carbs, fats and fiber. Plus there would be lots of weight loss so you could slither in and steal other stuff from neighbors.

You realize hotdogs have an unbelievable amount of salt right?

 

[Carlscat]

Milk, protein powder and bananas.

 

[imprimis]

You realize hotdogs have an unbelievable amount of salt right?

Not as much as saltines and salted peanuts. The dogs do have protein and fat and lots of trace elements swept up with the surprise ingredients, including a cathartic, mixed into the dogs.

 

[TJHall1]

Actually 3 or 4 saltines=1 hot dog

 

[Cletusnow]

You have to choose 3 things from this list and that is all you get to eat the rest of your life.

Hot Peanuts
Saltine Crackers
Milk
Bananas
Granny Smith apples
Dill Pickle Spears
Vanilla protein powder
Slim Jims
Life Cereal
Cheese Hot Dogs

Slim Jims
Life Cereal
Cheese Hot Dogs

I’m cereal killer for life cereal!

 

[Rebarcock.]

Wings
Beer
Salad

 

[AC2020]

You have to choose 3 things from this list and that is all you get to eat the rest of your life.

Hot Peanuts
Saltine Crackers
Milk
Bananas
Granny Smith apples
Dill Pickle Spears
Vanilla protein powder
Slim Jims
Life Cereal
Cheese Hot Dogs

Do we get this award after we choose?

 

[Cre8ive]

I'd rather eat shit and die than feed of that feeble list.

 

[Cyberty]

You have to choose 3 things from this list and that is all you get to eat the rest of your life.

Hot Peanuts
Saltine Crackers
Milk
Bananas
Granny Smith apples
Dill Pickle Spears
Vanilla protein powder
Slim Jims
Life Cereal
Cheese Hot Dogs

I read the last item as Chinese hot dogs and I was instantly interested because I love Asian food. Then I remembered the rumor that some Chinese may consume actual dogs. Then I was disgusted. Then I realized it said cheese hot dogs, which are great. Then I decided that I should post this stream of idiotic thoughts.