Calm App

[catreaper]

I would have called you a moron if you told me a month ago I would pay $60 a year for someone to read my daughter sleep stories. This app is phenomenal. I sleep like shit and this has helped me a lot too.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

I would have called you a moron if you told me a month ago I would pay $60 a year for someone to read my daughter sleep stories. This app is phenomenal. I sleep like shit and this has helped me a lot too.

I sleep god awful, is this for real? Love you guys opinions.

 

[catreaper]

I sleep god awful, is this for real? Love you guys opinions.

Yeah man. It’s a damn good app.

 

[catreaper]

I sleep god awful, is this for real? Love you guys opinions.

I think they have a trial for a week too. Try it out.

 

[Mmal7777]

Maybe read her a story yourself? I’m not but my wife does.

 

[catreaper]

Maybe read her a story yourself? I’m not but my wife does.

I don’t have the deep sultry voice that Matthew McConaughey and Morgan Freeman do.

 

[Dinkis14]

I don’t have the deep sultry voice that Matthew McConaughey and Morgan Freeman do.

You’ll get there when your balls drop

 

[MaizeBlaze]

I don’t have the deep sultry voice that Matthew McConaughey and Morgan Freeman do.

I think you have a very nice voice.

 

[catreaper]

You’ll get there when your balls drop

They’ll drop next Thursday. Right into that pretty mouth of yours.

 

[Dinkis14]

They’ll drop next Thursday. Right into that pretty mouth of yours.

I think you’re confusing me with @jarhead5903

 

[quickfeet]

Does it provide guided mediations or something? I've done daily meditation off and on through the last few years and I always feel noticeably better when I am keeping up with it actively. Just hard to keep the discipline with a full time job and kids

 

[Chris Farley]

I won’t download or especially buy anything that is promoted by Leyuan James. I think I’ll stick to my lunesta instead.

 

[catreaper]

Does it provide guided mediations or something? I've done daily meditation off and on through the last few years and I always feel noticeably better when I am keeping up with it actively. Just hard to keep the discipline with a full time job and kids

Just looked. Yes they do.

 

[natureboyricflair]

In all seriousness, I have occasional situational anxiety where fine bourbon or cigars doesn’t do the trick. This app rocks.

 

[txwolverines]

Sucka. I got it free through AMEX. It is amazing though.

 

[jarhead5903]

I think you’re confusing me with @jarhead5903

His BB's bore the hell out of me.

 

[Dinkis14]

Sucka. I got it free through AMEX. It is amazing though.

Shit, I forgot the platinum offered this. Thanks for the reminder.

His BB's bore the hell out of me.

Look who it is...

 

[Fever757]

Just did the free trial. First thing I saw was "train your mind" by LeBron James.

Canceled free trial.

 

[Teddy Jack]

Shit, I forgot the platinum offered this. Thanks for the reminder.

Look who it is...

How does platinum offer this? I ask because I have. It looks like the offer was only good through Dec 31, 2020. Don’t know for sure though.

 

[catreaper]

Just did the free trial. First thing I saw was "train your mind" by LeBron James.

Canceled free trial.

I personally like his night time story “How to be a flopping faggot”

 

[Hutchhawk]

After some Tito’s I sleep like a baby

 

[Dinkis14]

How does platinum offer this? I ask because I have. It looks like the offer was only good through Dec 31, 2020. Don’t know for sure though.

It may not be an offer anymore. I remember seeing it prior to Christmas on their offers.

Edit: I just looked at my offers in that and Hilton Aspire and don’t see it anymore