Biden’s Door-to-door VAX gestapo script leaked

[QuanChi]

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[denn]

I have no issue with them coming to my door. I will even engage them in debate. I would place a large wager that they will go away from my house wondering why they even knocked on the door though.

 

[TTUcamper]

The first comment is gold





Conspiracy theorists win again

 

[Cre8ive]

I think this is fake news QuanChi.

To make this happen buyden would have to borrow every employee of the IRS, INS, FBI and his newest legal force the SS.

Here is how the script will read - " Hello! I'm here today to let you know that we are going to give a vaccine whether you want one or not. Do we have a problem? Good. I did't think there would be. Would you please bend over and grab your ankles NOW! I will stick it in! You vill like it. The pain will go away quickly I am told. But, if you have a problem call
1-800 - FuckMe. It's that simple!"

 

[GarnetPild]

The hilarious part to me is that every scenario in their script has the person politely engaging with them. They better be preparing them to he argued with, cussed at, chased off people's property, and possibly guns pulled on them. That's what alot of people are going to be doing those assholes.

 

[TTUcamper]

The hilarious part to me is that every scenario in their script has the person politely engaging with them. They better be preparing them to he argued with, cussed at, chased off people's property, and possibly guns pulled on them. That's what alot of people are going to be doing those assholes.

They've created a massive labor shortage and now they want to hire people for that job? Sure, this is a pipe dream they'd have to pay people serious cash to get cussed at and chased off all day.

I seriously doubt this program ever gets off the ground.

 

[Sgfeer]

I will answer the door naked wearing argyle socks. Invite them in for a Fresca
and a deep conversation. I will ask them what bad turn in their life did they do to end up in that situation as I pull my gimp mask out

 

[mrt]

Feel free to post my cover

 

[Mahozzle]

Where and why are people still wearing masks?

 

[shiv]

I will answer the door naked wearing argyle socks. Invite them in for a Fresca
and a deep conversation. I will ask them what bad turn in their life did they do to end up in that situation as I pull my gimp mask out

They can’t find people to work anywhere. How in the hell are they going to find people to go door to door in the middle of summer, knowing that the majority of the audience os going to want them to GtFO. Anyone that hasn’t got the vaccine yet, ain’t getting it

 

[Cards1968]

Where and why are people still wearing masks?

Airplanes and I have no Earthly idea why.

 

[Cre8ive]

Would at least one person join me in recognizing that this sort of subject matter is actually seen as plausible by a great number of people? My God. How many fools can fit in one country? Too fucking many for me. Good night America, the sun is going down.

 

[Jtrain80]

Would at least one person join me in recognizing that this sort of subject matter is actually seen as plausible by a great number of people? My God. How many fools can fit in one country? Too fucking many for me. Good night America, the sun is going down.

I refuse to let these guys down. Will gladly welcome a meeting with the almighty first.

 

[IrishStout]

I have no issue with them coming to my door. I will even engage them in debate. I would place a large wager that they will go away from my house wondering why they even knocked on the door though.

Same. I’ll hope to have as much fun with them as I did the census lady that dropped by a while back.

 

[OPD77]

I will answer the door naked wearing argyle socks. Invite them in for a Fresca
and a deep conversation. I will ask them what bad turn in their life did they do to end up in that situation as I pull my gimp mask out

Answer the door in the same pose as your avatar....that'll get 'em.

 

[Jtrain80]

Love everyone.

 

[JordanPetersHorn]

I will answer the door naked wearing argyle socks. Invite them in for a Fresca
and a deep conversation. I will ask them what bad turn in their life did they do to end up in that situation as I pull my gimp mask out

Spit coffee all over my couch

 

[RaiderRedTTU]

So the govt is full on scamming old people now? Holy shit.

 

[imprimis]

So the govt is full on scamming old people now? Holy shit.

They're failing in selling the vaccines so now they are using coercion.

 

[RKirkD]

So the govt is full on scamming old people now? Holy shit.

I’m expecting they’ll add a “would you like us to update your will” page while they’re at it so they can steal 100 % of their estate while they’re about to kill them off.

 

[scanodd]

I never answer my door unless it's someone expected and they call when they get here.

 

[Carlscat]

My neighbor’s recent go to when someone asks if he has received the vaccine (paraphrasing):

”Do you have herpes? Do you like anal?

Pretty personal questions...right? Why would I tell any stranger my personal health situations and thoughts? I’m not pro or anti vaccine. That said, I refuse to be bullied into any camp and refuse to answer any personal questions.”

Gotta say that it’s pretty effective.

 

[GarnetPild]

My neighbor’s recent go to when someone asks if he has received the vaccine (paraphrasing):

”Do you have herpes? Do you like anal?

Pretty personal questions...right? Why would I tell any stranger my personal health situations and thoughts? I’m not pro or anti vaccine. That said, I refuse to be bullied into any camp and refuse to answer any personal questions.”

Gotta say that it’s pretty effective.

Edit to add, fuck you youtube

 

[Carlscat]

Edit to add, fuck you youtube

Exactly

 

[GarnetPild]

Exactly

I have used a similar tactic, just in conversations with family & friends- Can you imagine if instead of the covid vaccine, we were doing this with hepatitis?! Hey, have you had the hep vaccine? No!? Well do you have hepatitis? You can't come in our business unless you can show a negative hepatitis test and proof of vaccination!

Of course, that would be insane...but everyone has lost their minds over covid. All of a sudden, everyone's personal health information is everyone else's business

 

[Carlscat]

I have used a similar tactic, just in conversations with family & friends- Can you imagine if instead of the covid vaccine, we were doing this with hepatitis?! Hey, have you had the hep vaccine? No!? Well do you have hepatitis? You can't come in our business unless you can show a negative hepatitis test and proof of vaccination!

Of course, that would be insane...but everyone has lost their minds over covid. All of a sudden, everyone's personal health information is everyone else's business

Right on! It’s absolutely nuts.

 

[TheGratefulReb]

I have used a similar tactic, just in conversations with family & friends- Can you imagine if instead of the covid vaccine, we were doing this with hepatitis?! Hey, have you had the hep vaccine? No!? Well do you have hepatitis? You can't come in our business unless you can show a negative hepatitis test and proof of vaccination!

Of course, that would be insane...but everyone has lost their minds over covid. All of a sudden, everyone's personal health information is everyone else's business

I use the same tactic, except i use "herpes".

 

[GarnetPild]

I use the same tactic, except i use "herpes".

Funny, I have also used herpes as well as AIDS to make this point.

 

[Joe Kings]

I have no issue with them coming to my door. I will even engage them in debate. I would place a large wager that they will go away from my house wondering why they even knocked on the door though.

While they record your name and enter it into the database. Then over the next coming weeks and months see everything in your life systematically fall apart. You will see

 

[grimm515]