Attic Fail

[Timothy]

Well, I finally joined the leg-through-the-ceiling club yesterday.

Who has NOT done this?

 

[Taggart]

 

[weaponoffreedom]

I AM NOT one of the ones that HAVE NOT done this.....so I will share my story.

When I was a young plumber, we were putting some water heaters in the attic of 2 houses if I remember correctly, anyway.......

The first one, the other guy went up first, and as soon as his second foot got up in the attic, boom, straight nut shot, both legs full force though the ceiling.

After he recovered, and I recovered from laughing, we finished the job and went to the next one right next door......

Of course, I had to go first on this one, and sure enough as soon as I got up there, like a ding bat, boom, same thing, same exact spot as the other fella.

Dont feel bad, if you aint fell through the ceiling, you aint a real man.

 

[Timothy]

I do not have any pics of my mishap, so here is an approximate re-enactment:

 

[Joe Kings]

How the F does it happen? My wife would do it but ffs how does a man do it? Im happy for you Timmy

 

[BurntJ]

I've fuckin done this too OP.

During Covid we decide to buy a new house and then move and sell our previous house. I was doing a small repair in the attic and turn and missed the stud.......boom right though the drywall and ceiling.....FML. This is always my problem, 1 simple repair becomes 2-3 major.......

 

[Goldhedge]

Just stay out of the attic?

 

[BurntJ]

Just stay out of the attic?

This really is the ONLY answer here.

 

[weaponoffreedom]

I do not have any pics of my mishap, so here is an approximate re-enactment:

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i did not have the hooker sneakers on......at that time

 

[Timothy]

i did not have the hooker sneakers on......at that time

I guess at this point I should admit I go to the attic to drink Bud Light.

 

[TopHook]

I guess at this point I should admit I go to the attic to drink Bud Light.

Is it A finished attic?

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

I guess at this point I should admit I go to the attic to drink Bud Light.

That where you keep your dildos?

 

[PawPower1981]

No going through ceilings, but my tall as has has plenty roofing nails in the head

 

[Goldhedge]

No going through ceilings, but my tall as has has plenty roofing nails in the head

Those do get ones attention... I got to wearing a construction hat....

 

[weaponoffreedom]

I guess at this point I should admit I go to the attic to drink Bud Light.

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