Are you part of the 8%?

[shiv]

 

[imprimis]

I'm happy in the 92% who have brains.

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

Last time I checked lions don’t have fists. I like my chances.

 

[madman71]

 

[IrishStout]

Simba would catch these hands.

 

[Chris Farley]

Last time I checked lions don’t have fists. I like my chances.

Handle checks out

 

[laterallyshaking]

Simba would catch these hands.

Matthew Broderick Simba or Black Simba?

 

[Taggart]

Last time I checked lions don’t have fists. I like my chances.

...but humans don't have claws.

 

[AmericanViking]

Is this a trick question about Donald Trump?

 

[quickfeet]

I’d whoop that big pussy’s ass

 

[Rva]

Asian or African?

 

[PawPower1981]

Lions are kings of the Jungle even tho they live on the savanna

 

[IrishStout]

Matthew Broderick Simba or Black Simba?

All of em.

 

[TheNJNole]

I'm happy in the 92% who have brains.

I approve this message

 

[QuanChi]

Lions are kings of the Jungle even tho they live on the savanna

I feel like this could be slightly changed up and become a great racist joke

 

[America 1st]

I could also fist fight a shark in water and win.

 

[tiderollsonu]

 

[Jayhacker]

You better knock his ass out the first punch cause he'll leave nothing but the bones if he gets a swipe in.

 

[GarnetPild]

A lion vs a tuna would be a much more interesting fight.

 

[Jtrain80]

Heard one roar at the zoo one time. Scariest thing I have ever heard.

 

[imprimis]

You better knock his ass out the first punch cause he'll leave nothing but the bones if he gets a swipe in.

Those 8% macho men should fight the lions. Natural selection would take over quickly.

Those 8% likely believe everything Fauci has said too and are willfully getting jabbed.

 

[Joe Kings]

Im in the 100%. Im in the 8% that knows i can beat a lion in a fight, and the 92% that has the brains to know Im not trying it.

 

[GarnetPild]

I read this book a few months ago. True story of 2 man eating lions in the 1890s that killed & ate over a hundred men. This is the story that The Ghost & The Darkness was based off of, and that movie was very accurate. Those people were being hunted, knew they were being hunted, tried everything they could to stop them...still, the lions managed to hunt the railroad workers for six months & eat over a hundred men before they were killed.

 

[Jayhacker]

I read this book a few months ago. True story of 2 man eating lions in the 1890s that killed & ate over a hundred men. This is the story that The Ghost & The Darkness was based off of, and that movie was very accurate. Those people were being hunted, knew they were being hunted, tried everything they could to stop them...still, the lions managed to hunt the railroad workers for six months & eat over a hundred men before they were killed.

Good movie back in the day.

 

[GarnetPild]

Good movie back in the day.

Yeah, holds up well too. It was taken straight from the book, written by the man Val Kilmer played. Pretty much all the stuff you see in the movie actually happened, except Michael Douglas' character was made up.

 

[muddytumbo]

Look here listen LISTEN I would fuck a lion up. The fight wouldn't even be close. Once I finished I'd take it back to its pride and lay its corpse down and stand as their new champion. The pride would bow to the great, powerful, and mighty muddytumbo. All would know of my glory as the chimps sang my praise. Simba has been defeated ushering in a new and mighty era of muddytumbo!

 

[22*43*51]

These guys are all solidly in the 8%.

Lion mutilates 42 midgets in Cambodian ring fight

BBC does not lie Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion Tickets had been sold-out

www.newschoolers.com

 

[sanction]

Start the 8% on this

 

[TriggerHappyJack]

Big Cats and Bears. Don’t Fk with either one!

 

[croot_lord]

Big Cats and Bears. Don’t Fk with either one!

Whenever I see a video of someone playing around with a bear or big cat, my butt hole gets tight enough to squeeze coal into a diamond. I don't understand how people forget that they're wild animals and will fuck your shit up.

 

[denn]

I am going to need to see those fist fights

 

[Cre8ive]

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Could you give me a list of names and addresses to the 8% jackass group that think they can whip a lion? I want to make sure i don't hire any of them.

 

[ETNVol]

...but humans don't have claws.

Well, we'd lose a claw fight against a lion almost every time.

 

[TJHall1]

 

[Detective John Kimble]

Maybe not a lion, but I’d fuck a kangaroo up.

 

[Mud flap]

Maybe not a lion, but I’d fuck a kangaroo up.

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I’d rather fight a lion those things try to rip your testicles off.

 

[TJHall1]

Maybe not a lion, but I’d fuck a kangaroo up.

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[America 1st]

Those 8% macho men should fight the lions. Natural selection would take over quickly.

Those 8% likely believe everything Fauci has said too and are willfully getting jabbed.

What sorta limp wrist doesn't believe in himself enough to even fight a lion?

Could you give me a list of names and addresses to the 8% jackass group that think they can whip a lion? I want to make sure i don't hire any of them.