Anyone have pointers on how to milk your own prostate?

[absoluteUnit]

I’m bored with the traditional masturbation techniques, but every time I try this it turns into a huge mess.

Serious replies only please.

For your troubles:

 

[PawPower1981]

Ramming the head and shoulders bottle up my ass helps me

 

[Jtrain80]

I had something witty to say, but I stared at the picture too long.

 

[GarnetPild]

Ramming the head and shoulders bottle up my ass helps me

 

[Wait What]

 

[Dinkis14]

@catreaper

 

[Richard N. Toze]

I'd be sure to lay a towel down regardless to whether you achieve success or continue to fail. Anywhoos, good luck!

 

[absoluteUnit]

I'd be sure to lay a towel down regardless to whether you achieve success or continue to fail. Anywhoos, good luck!

Duh! Don’t know why I didn’t think of this. You seem to be the only one that understands what serious replies only means. Appreciate it

 

[Richard N. Toze]

I'll also add....

 

[Chris Farley]

Pretty sure it’s UP, and IN, like reach for the inner wall towards your taint. Heard this from a friend of course.

 

[America 1st]

Use this with the above mentioned tools.

 

[honkforhagan]

I googled it for you, OP. Here’s a step by step.

https://www.butt-wax.com/blog-1/how-to-milk-your-prostate

 

[orng_blud]

Does a prostate have nipples?

 

[absoluteUnit]

I googled it for you, OP. Here’s a step by step.

https://www.butt-wax.com/blog-1/how-to-milk-your-prostate

Should have known ButtWax.Com would have a hard hitting article on this