Anybody own a Poop Knife?

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Original Poop Knife Story

www.originalpoopknife.com

 

[Cowboy1stn10]

I grew up with a guy who would randomly ask for a wire hanger when over to break up his dukes with. Apparently it was a normal thing for him.

 

[Scratchmyvolsroughly]

I grew up with a guy who would randomly ask for a wire hanger when over to break up his dukes with. Apparently it was a normal thing for him.

Think I would ease up on that fiber intake

 

[tiderollsonu]

Have never shit a turd so hard it would not flush.... Even after 5 hour dinner at the Melting Pot.

 

[TopHook]

Have never shit a turd so hard it would not flush.... Even after 5 hour dinner at the Melting Pot.

That's a chain?

 

[shiv]

At the office building where the server is located we are in a little office room in an area that has about 4 offices with their own room.

Normally there is a nice clean bathroom up there that works very well. But last time I want in there the toilet was all jammed up and completely full of shit. There was a butter knife sitting on top of the tank

I was aware of poop knifes and that was the first time I had ever seen one in the wild. I wasn't even grossed out, just kind of like a curiosity fulfilled.

 

[shiv]

That's a chain?

There is one in Huntsville at least

 

[sanction]

At the office building where the server is located we are in a little office room in an area that has about 4 offices with their own room.

Normally there is a nice clean bathroom up there that works very well. But last time I want in there the toilet was all jammed up and completely full of shit. There was a butter knife sitting on top of the tank

I was aware of poop knifes and that was the first time I had ever seen one in the wild. I wasn't even grossed out, just kind of like a curiosity fulfilled.

Was it clean?

What is the cleaning protocol for a poop knife?

 

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Original Poop Knife Story

www.originalpoopknife.com

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They wouldn't have such big turds if they didn't make room for them by taking it up the poop chute from oversized units.. What goes in must come out and leaves a large void to fill.

 

[GarnetPild]

I grew up with a guy who would randomly ask for a wire hanger when over to break up his dukes with. Apparently it was a normal thing for him.

Hahaha, had a roomate once who did the same thing with the hangers. Wtf

 

[BamaRidger]

At the office building where the server is located we are in a little office room in an area that has about 4 offices with their own room.

Normally there is a nice clean bathroom up there that works very well. But last time I want in there the toilet was all jammed up and completely full of shit. There was a butter knife sitting on top of the tank

I was aware of poop knifes and that was the first time I had ever seen one in the wild. I wasn't even grossed out, just kind of like a curiosity fulfilled.

 

[PleasureMoose]

Have never shit a turd so hard it would not flush.... Even after 5 hour dinner at the Melting Pot.

same here. I've never owned a plunger or used one.... people that take shits so large it can stop a toilet up are fucking disgusting

 

[GarnetPild]

same here. I've never owned a plunger or used one.... people that take shits so large it can stop a toilet up are fucking disgusting

Got to be a hell of a big asshole too. Bigger than the sewage pipe coming off the toilet, anyway. Yikes.

 

[TJHall1]

same here. I've never owned a plunger or used one.... people that take shits so large it can stop a toilet up are fucking disgusting

My 4 year old can't take shits like that, but she can use a quarter roll of toilet paper in one sitting. My plunger gets used.