Am I gay?

[Monica_L_DidNothingWrong]

Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It’s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is fucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then shit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out “Oscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkins” each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it’s completely normal, but he’s gay, so I can’t trust him.

 

[shiv]

We usually have to call in @catreaper to advise on these issues

 

[catreaper]

We usually have to call in @catreaper to advise on these issues

Lol. Why is everyone obsessed with sexuality?

 

[shiv]

Lol. Why is everyone obsessed with sexuality?

Your sexuality specifically. It’s not really an obsession, just a respect

 

[shiv]

But to acknowledge OP, I don’t think there is anything wrong with enjoying shitting out penis turds

 

[Charles Norris]

 

[PTCAU]

Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It’s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is fucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then shit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out “Oscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkins” each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it’s completely normal, but he’s gay, so I can’t trust him.

 

[IrishStout]

This thread is gay as fuck.

 

[America 1st]

Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It’s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is fucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then shit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out “Oscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkins” each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it’s completely normal, but he’s gay, so I can’t trust him.

What part of this made you think that you might be gay?

 

[tiderollsonu]

 

[Cre8ive]

Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It’s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is fucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then shit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out “Oscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkins” each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it’s completely normal, but he’s gay, so I can’t trust him.

You are a gay Scatologist. You are the personification of Scatology.

 

[imprimis]

It was your Identity New Normal coming out.

 

[Monica_L_DidNothingWrong]

You are a gay Scatologist. You are the personification of Scatology.

I like that title. sounds fancy. Wonder if that title has been taken before.

 

[Monica_L_DidNothingWrong]

What part of this made you think that you might be gay?

Idk, My boyfriend said it sounded pretty gay. Not sure if it makes me gay or not

 

[quickfeet]

Idk, My boyfriend said it sounded pretty gay. Not sure if it makes me gay or not

 

[America 1st]

Idk, My boyfriend said it sounded pretty gay. Not sure if it makes me gay or not

The only thing that matters is what you think. Don't let other people judge you.

 

[BLatta12]

Yes

 

[champsballs]

 

[Rusty Student]

Very

 

[AC2021]

For OP.

 

[22*43*51]

For OP.

Lol. That’s everyone’s uncle trying to tackle that topic.

 

[BurntJ]

Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It’s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is fucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then shit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out “Oscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkins” each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it’s completely normal, but he’s gay, so I can’t trust him.

 

[t_money86]

 

[Monica_L_DidNothingWrong]

For OP.

@5:00 in the video. "I'm not anti-gay. Gay is being happy. I am gay. I'm happy" lol

 

[Don Johnson]

What are your preferred pronouns faggot?

 

[JerBearr]

I've never felt the need to exercise my ban hammer until now. Even though my brain cells are throbbing in disgust, I will remain level headed and exit the thread: allowing all free speech to remain.

 

[WARfn3AGLE]

Recently, I’ve been wondering if I might be a gay. It all started a week ago. I was sitting on the toilet, pooping, when all of a sudden, a big shit turd comes out of my ass. It was huge. Big big. It’s so fucking big, I gotta look down into the toilet to check for blood. No blood, but the turd is fucking massive. I notice something strange about it. The end of the turd, sticking out of the water, looks like a dick head. A penis head. Needless to say, I was concerned. How could this be? I picked it up from the water, and put it back up my ass. To my surprise, it felt good. I then shit it back into the water. Splash. I then repeated this a few more times, moaning out “Oscar Winning actor Anthony Hopkins” each time. I am not sure if I am now gay. My boyfriend says it’s completely normal, but he’s gay, so I can’t trust him.

It is just a matter of would you, personally, rather have been Bill or Monica?

There in lies your answer. Don’t over think it.

However, if you have to ask...
IJS. NTTIAWWT

Fully aware this post may be in sarcasm but ZFG.

 

[Monica_L_DidNothingWrong]

What are your preferred pronouns faggot?

Miss Faggot will have to do. Thank you very much

 

[Monica_L_DidNothingWrong]

It is just a matter of would you, personally, rather have been Bill or Monica?

There in lies your answer. Don’t over think it.

However, if you have to ask...
IJS. NTTIAWWT

Fully aware this post may be in sarcasm but ZFG.

But what if Monica had a strap-on?