• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

Alisha Lehmann🇨🇭 - rating needed

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As long as she is in to average looking middle aged guys, with average paying jobs, and a below average cawk then I’d be happy to get on top of her and flop around like a fish outta water for 30-40 seconds, then roll off her and fall asleep loudly snoring and drooling.

As far as her having an orgasm, that’s her responsibility. I can’t be be expected to satisfy both of us in a total of under 3 minutes
 
As long as she is in to average looking middle aged guys, with average paying jobs, and a below average cawk then I’d be happy to get on top of her and flop around like a fish outta water for 30-40 seconds, then roll off her and fall asleep loudly snoring and drooling.

As far as her having an orgasm, that’s her responsibility. I can’t be be expected to satisfy both of us in a total of under 3 minutes
Just come in here and humble brag that you can last a whole 3 mintues.

Fucking jerk.
 

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