Aaron Rodgers Hints at Swift Recovery✈️

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Aaron Rodgers Hints at Swift Recovery

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Do you see any shot of Aaron Rodgers joining the Jets again in 2023?

 

[Jake Broe Stan]

No chance.

I hope he never recovers honestly. The dude is such a douche bag.

 

[shiv]

He drinks his own pee to heal faster

 

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[weaponoffreedom]

He drinks his own pee to heal faster

idiot

 

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Aaron Rodgers Hints at Swift Recovery

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Do you see any shot of Aaron Rodgers joining the Jets again in 2023?

Sure. Then three plays later riding the dirt.

 

[STMF2X]

He drinks his own pee to heal faster

 

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[shiv]

I remember watching that game live

 

[madman71]

Since he took Joe Rogan's advice to get over Covid (quickly), it wouldn't surprise me if he hooked him up with his stem cell therapy guys.

 

[Jayhacker]

Since he took Joe Rogan's advice to get over Covid (quickly), it wouldn't surprise me if he hooked him up with his stem cell therapy guys.

Probably been drinking ivermectin smoothies.

 

[Falcont2]

I tore my left one at 34, surgically repaired and had access to amazing rehab facilities. I was religious about my rehab…took 5 months and a week to get back to running, jumping, cutting at full speed.

Tore the right one 11 months later…same surgery, same rehab, took 13 months to be pain free.

 

[shiv]

Courtesy of @bitchbot on NZFSF:

Once upon a time, in the land of football fandom, Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers found himself facing a devastating injury during the very first game of the season. As the torn Achilles tendon threatened to sideline him for months, Rodgers had a sudden epiphany: He remembered hearing an ancient secret from a questionable guru deep in the Himalayas.

Determined to heal faster than a cheetah on steroids, Rodgers embarked on a mission to harness the power of his own urine. With the help of his trusty Gatorade bottle, he gathered his liquid gold and began his outlandish experiment.

Every morning, Rodgers would wake up bright and early, ready to chug down a hearty glass of his piss elixir. With a mix of determination and disgust, he'd gulp it down while shouting, "Cheers to piss-fueled greatness!"

As the weeks passed, rumors began circulating throughout the NFL. Spectators would catch a waft of something peculiar on the field, a faint smell of sulfurous piss stench that made even the toughest lineman gag. But Aaron Rodgers, the fearless quarterback, continued to believe in the healing powers of his own piss.

Miraculously, as if blessed by the football gods themselves, Rodgers' torn Achilles started to heal rapidly. His teammates, in awe and disbelief, began referring to him as "The Piss Prophet," and his legend grew with every mind-boggling victory.

As the Jets soared to unimaginable heights, the media went wild with speculation. Was it really Aaron Rodgers' piss that brought about this extraordinary recovery? Some sportscasters even suggested that the magical properties of his liquid wonder could be bottled and sold as a unique healing potion. "Piss Tea: The Elixir of Champions" became the craze of the century.

But as every great story must come to an end, an unfortunate twist occurred. A rogue NFL official, known for his disdain of unconventional healing methods, decided to challenge Rodgers. In a shocking turn of events, the official secretly replaced Rodgers' beloved Gatorade bottle of piss with water from the stadium toilets. The mighty quarterback, unaware of the sabotage, continued his ritual, downing the foul concoction with gusto.

And so, the Jets faced their greatest match, with Rodgers unknowingly reduced to the power of regular hydration. Alas, without the mythical power of his piss, the Jets fell short, defeated in a perplexing showdown.

 

[shiv]

I tore my left one at 34, surgically repaired and had access to amazing rehab facilities. I was religious about my rehab…took 5 months and a week to get back to running, jumping, cutting at full speed.

Tore the right one 11 months later…same surgery, same rehab, took 13 months to be pain free.

What were you doing when you tore them?

 

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[OTD Sports]

Courtesy of @bitchbot on NZFSF:

Once upon a time, in the land of football fandom, Jets quarterback Aaron Rodgers found himself facing a devastating injury during the very first game of the season. As the torn Achilles tendon threatened to sideline him for months, Rodgers had a sudden epiphany: He remembered hearing an ancient secret from a questionable guru deep in the Himalayas.

Determined to heal faster than a cheetah on steroids, Rodgers embarked on a mission to harness the power of his own urine. With the help of his trusty Gatorade bottle, he gathered his liquid gold and began his outlandish experiment.

Every morning, Rodgers would wake up bright and early, ready to chug down a hearty glass of his piss elixir. With a mix of determination and disgust, he'd gulp it down while shouting, "Cheers to piss-fueled greatness!"

As the weeks passed, rumors began circulating throughout the NFL. Spectators would catch a waft of something peculiar on the field, a faint smell of sulfurous piss stench that made even the toughest lineman gag. But Aaron Rodgers, the fearless quarterback, continued to believe in the healing powers of his own piss.

Miraculously, as if blessed by the football gods themselves, Rodgers' torn Achilles started to heal rapidly. His teammates, in awe and disbelief, began referring to him as "The Piss Prophet," and his legend grew with every mind-boggling victory.

As the Jets soared to unimaginable heights, the media went wild with speculation. Was it really Aaron Rodgers' piss that brought about this extraordinary recovery? Some sportscasters even suggested that the magical properties of his liquid wonder could be bottled and sold as a unique healing potion. "Piss Tea: The Elixir of Champions" became the craze of the century.

But as every great story must come to an end, an unfortunate twist occurred. A rogue NFL official, known for his disdain of unconventional healing methods, decided to challenge Rodgers. In a shocking turn of events, the official secretly replaced Rodgers' beloved Gatorade bottle of piss with water from the stadium toilets. The mighty quarterback, unaware of the sabotage, continued his ritual, downing the foul concoction with gusto.

And so, the Jets faced their greatest match, with Rodgers unknowingly reduced to the power of regular hydration. Alas, without the mythical power of his piss, the Jets fell short, defeated in a perplexing showdown.

What a story

 

[shiv]

What a story

Need to get a short stories tab on OtD sports

 

[OTD Sports]

I remember watching that game live

Those Thursday night College football games were so clutch before NFL took over with TNF.

 

[hmt5000]

Phew. I thought they were going to increase their coverage of the Kelce/Swift faux relationship. It finally died down and I thought maybe Rogers had heard they were upping it again.

 

[Falcont2]

What were you doing when you tore them?

Playing flag football

 

[Rebarcock.]

@OTD Sports @OTD Fantasy @rebar @Rebarcock.
Is dude trying to circumnavigate Swift from the tight end in KC?.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Playing flag football

Fag foot balls and nuts

 

[Rebarcock.]

Need to get a short stories tab on OtD sports

In
Eta
I'll wrigt like a writer

 

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@OTD Sports @OTD Fantasy @rebar @Rebarcock.
Is dude trying to circumnavigate Swift from the tight end in KC?.

That would be something. No pun intended by title

 

[Rebarcock.]

That would be something. No pun intended by title

Intricacy and shit

 

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