“The keys are in my purse”

[shiv]

 

[Pete_Cawthon]

My next line is always, "Where the hell's your purse?"

 

[Mud flap]

My wife’s purse is like the back pack Kevin Hart’s character wears on Jumanji. Except you don’t easily find what your looking for but make no mistake it’s in there. You find yourself in need of a knife, pistol, mace or glass breaking device it’s in there but you’ll die before you find it.

 

[Jbaz77]

My next line is always, "Where the hell's your purse?"

Every. Fucking. Time.

 

[TheNJNole]

Me....which one? You come find it.....

 

[Long cat]

My next line is always, "Where the hell's your purse?"

I don’t know, on the kitchen counter?