You're an extreme red neck when...

[Cre8ive]

You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

 

[IrishStout]

It’s been a long time since I’ve seen somebody burn down a pack of Marlboro Mediums.

 

[Mmal7777]

Who is that and why are you posting about her? Looks like CA trash to me.

 

[America 1st]

 

[Chris Farley]

You have a salt life or ronjon surf shop sticker on your truck

 

[BurntJ]

If you look like this….wait, did I do that right? Guess we will have to ask a liberal.

 

[RKirkD]

You get drunk AF on Xmas eve while wrapping presents and when you run out of tape, you bust out the hot glue gun and then the stapler. Pro tip White Russians til 3AM is a BAADDD idea.

 

[Ghost Hawg]

You have a salt life or ronjon surf shop sticker on your truck

This!!! See a lot of these on people’s cars here in Missouri and it’s like wtf???

 

[Hb35]

I saw greatest stereotype family one time in the krystal on bourbon. Straight Cousin Eddie.

The dad had on a shirt that said “fuck you you fucking fuck” probably 11 yr old boy depressive looking with a Megadeath shirt. Daughter was 14-15 with cutoff shirt to the underboob and 5 pounds of makeup. Mom was heavy, had shopping bags, 2 souvenir cupsand looked totally disinterested.

They sat in front of me and dad was so loud and happy. Kept telling the wife how he heard a great blues guitar in a bar but they wouldn’t let the boy in so he paid them $20 to lett him sit in corner. He was cussing the whole time and kept telling the boy to tell them about, but he wouldn’t say anything.

Then he started telling the boy, “look at your sister boy, look at her, don’t she look pretty. I wouldn’t have to bribe anybody to let her in. I guarantee” And asking did she want to go with him to find more music. She just rolled her eyes and got up and walked off.

He kept talking non stop. none of rest ever said a word. I got up and went outside and daughter was leaned against the wall, by the door, smoking.

I had to look around to see if it was cameras somewhere for a prank show.

 

[Cre8ive]

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If you look like this….wait, did I do that right? Guess we will have to ask a liberal.

Are those knee pads? If so, I like the way she's thinking!

 

[TopHook]

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I'm stealing this one.

 

[Rebarcock.]

O have a camper and a broke down trailer in my yard. My tahou got raked on passenger side and I never got it ffixed. Im always dirty andcarry rods and tackle everywhere

 

[Detective John Kimble]

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If you look like this….wait, did I do that right? Guess we will have to ask a liberal.

Are those titanium alloy peg legs?

 

[Detective John Kimble]

I'm stealing this one.

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I always wanted to see a car full of fat slobs with a sugar life sticker on their car.

 

[TopHook]

I always wanted to see a car full of fat slobs with a sugar life sticker on their car.

You have no idea.