Worst airport experience?

[shiv]

I’ve been stuck on the runway in Houston for two hours because our plane’s tires blew out during takeoff.

 

[Chuck 2020]

Sucks but better to have happened on take off instead of landing.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Landing in key west sucks a dick. Outside of turbulence my flying times have been no problem. You should have a green vape. I keep 3 cartridges in the fridge just for going places that can potentially suck. Bc when you hit it, it doesn't suck as bad.

 

[TopHook]

All of them.

 

[Rebarcock.]

All of them.

Man we live in the best place on the planet. No reason to leave.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I’ve been stuck on the runway in Houston for two hours because our plane’s tires blew out during takeoff.

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Is that a jumper or you flying fancy? When you fly do you ever wonder about your radar signature? If your pilot was a Russian do you think he would have throttled thru it?

 

[TopHook]

Man we live in the best place on the planet. No reason to leave.

I've only been on like 5 tho. Mountains and oceans. That's why everyone wants to be here. It's called the for a reason.

 

[BurntJ]

I once took a smaller comercial plane (maybe 25 rows) from PCB to Atlanta.......that fucking plane shook the entire flight (and i've been in 45 straight mins of turbulence over the Rockies heading to Seattle.).

Have had 1 sit upon landing for 1.5 hours on tarmac and have waited 2 hours on tarmac to depart.

Luckily I have NEVER been on one that had to turn around and head back for issues.

 

[imprimis]

I shut down a late night flight when I saw over 20 rivets had come undone on an engine cowling outside my window. Mechanics said there were too many loose to fly or repair. Pissed off many people. A couple of months before a plane crashed for missing rivets and a piece of metal was sucked into an engine.

 

[AgentOrange186]

I shut down a late night flight when I saw over 20 rivets had come undone on an engine cowling outside my window. Mechanics said there were too many loose to fly or repair. Pissed off many people. A couple of months before a plane crashed for missing rivets and a piece of metal was sucked into an engine.

We were flying out of Philly to Italy and my wife's friend decided to use the plane's restroom. For whatever reason it wasn't working and she notified the flight attendant. Five fucking hours later we reboarded the plane in the middle of the night to take off. Even though there were two bathrooms on that flight, they shut the whole thing down to fix that one shitter. We still give her shit about it to this day.

 

[Rebarcock.]

We were flying out of Philly to Italy and my wife's friend decided to use the plane's restroom. For whatever reason it wasn't working and she notified the flight attendant. Five fucking hours later we reboarded the plane in the middle of the night to take off. Even though there were two bathrooms on that flight, they shut the whole thing down to fix that one shitter. We still give her shit about it to this day.

Bitch needs a spritz we all wait 5hrs. The bloody slime on its own time negra

 

[Rebarcock.]

I shut down a late night flight when I saw over 20 rivets had come undone on an engine cowling outside my window. Mechanics said there were too many loose to fly or repair. Pissed off many people. A couple of months before a plane crashed for missing rivets and a piece of metal was sucked into an engine.

I'd rather fall apart of my own volition too. Fuck them. Yall do the fucking job so I don't die. Or get a bad spot to fly bc I got a heavy auntie cuntie

 

[Taggart]

Any scheduled connection through LaGuardia... I actively avoid connecting through that shithole at all costs now.

 

[imprimis]

I'd rather fall apart of my own volition too. Fuck them. Yall do the fucking job so I don't die. Or get a bad spot to fly bc I got a heavy auntie cuntie

The airline put all of us up in a motel and got all of us out on the first 2 planes in the AM.

Was in Chicago 44 years ago and flew back to Houston. A week or so later the same type plane on the same carrier crashed after take off from O'Hare and all on board were killed. For all I know it was the same plane.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_191

 

[shiv]

Sucks but better to have happened on take off instead of landing.

for sure

 

[shiv]

Just got to Huntsville. Only 3 hours late, so all things considered it’s not too bad

 

[shiv]

Is that a jumper or you flying fancy? When you fly do you ever wonder about your radar signature? If your pilot was a Russian do you think he would have throttled thru it?

Yes, yes, yes

 

[Taggart]

The airline put all of us up in a motel and got all of us out on the first 2 planes in the AM.

Was in Chicago 44 years ago and flew back to Houston. A week or so later the same type plane on the same carrier crashed after take off from O'Hare and all on board were killed. For all I know it was the same plane.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_191

I watch a lot of airline crash documentaries (weirdly enough, it actually helped me get over my fear of flying). This was by far one of the most haunting ones.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I watch a lot of airline crash documentaries (weirdly enough, it actually helped me get over my fear of flying). This was by far one of the most haunting ones.

I love true shit. Not fake bullshit dude I'm a viber. I'm as nOrmal as an afghan rug on a Saturday bight boogie down

 

[BurntJ]

Any scheduled connection through LaGuardia... I actively avoid connecting through that shithole at all costs now.

I've made this mistake. GOD help the next poor soul who does!

 

[Joe King]

Worst experience flying? Prolly either taking off directly into a thunderstorm that one time, or maybe when I got singled out for "enhanced security" not once, not twice, but three times while waiting to board a flight. They didn't find shit.

Best experience was on a cross country flight outta LA on a late Tuesday afternoon. Through a twist of fate, I was the only passenger on the plane. Just me, two pilots and seven flight attendants.

Pilot ended up inviting me to the cockpit where I got to ride in the jump seat the whole flight. Well, up until the last 30 or so minutes when they made me leave. Something about not wanting my voice on the recorder for the 30 minutes prior to landing.

All in all, it was an amazing flight.

 

[shiv]

I watch a lot of airline crash documentaries (weirdly enough, it actually helped me get over my fear of flying). This was by far one of the most haunting ones.

furthest North I’ve been is Reagan. I did see John McCain when I was there

 

[shiv]

Back home in the GOAT

 

[Rebarcock.]

Worst experience flying? Prolly either taking off directly into a thunderstorm that one time, or maybe when I got singled out for "enhanced security" not once, not twice, but three times while waiting to board a flight. They didn't find shit.

Best experience was on a cross country flight outta LA on a late Tuesday afternoon. Through a twist of fate, I was the only passenger on the plane. Just me, two pilots and seven flight attendants.

Pilot ended up inviting me to the cockpit where I got to ride in the jump seat the whole flight. Well, up until the last 30 or so minutes when they made me leave. Something about not wanting my voice on the recorder for the 30 minutes prior to landing.

All in all, it was an amazing flight.

Where were the Cocks? You know about the Cocks and QuinnCy Carter. Gamecocks hot 4 interceptions boom @champsballs
Remember what Da Cocks. I'm going good mining and fishing they are selling Alaska. Dont forget freight expense

 

[Rebarcock.]

Back home in the GOAT

I'm vibing too dweet tits mCLanelely

 

[Joe King]

Where were the Cocks? You know about the Cocks and QuinnCy Carter. Gamecocks hot 4 interceptions boom @champsballs
Remember what Da Cocks. I'm going good mining and fishing they are selling Alaska. Dont forget freight expense

Cocks were all in the cockpit, where else?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Cocks were all in the cockpit, where else?

We snake bite yall more then Tech. Whatever.

 

[hmt5000]

Flying from Denver to Wyo and they didn't call the flight. There were 4 of us waiting at the gate and they pulled up and exchanged a stewardess and then pulled away without telling any of us to board. Funny thing was.. I had a dog with me that they loaded on to a wrong flight going to Billing MT and they sent luggage to California. The lady at the desk had to have been pranking us. So I had to take a flight to salt lake city to get to Wyo and had to go back to the airport the next day to get my dog and it took 5 days to get my luggage.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Always fly Delta, had flight cancelled coming out of punta cana one time and rescheduled for 3 days later and Delta put us up in a 5* all inclusive resort that was absolutely amazing.

 

[shiv]

Always fly Delta, had flight cancelled coming out of punta cana one time and rescheduled for 3 days later and Delta put us up in a 5* all inclusive resort that was absolutely amazing.

Well I got a $15 meal voucher and an extra bag of pretzels

 

[champsballs]

Where were the Cocks? You know about the Cocks and QuinnCy Carter. Gamecocks hot 4 interceptions boom @champsballs
Remember what Da Cocks. I'm going good mining and fishing they are selling Alaska. Dont forget freight expense

I used to fly kc to Nashville a lot. Last time I flew was 2017 only a few months right after my multiple overdoses I thought everything was cool cuz I had stayed out of legal trouble and was back working.
Had to take a rental home and my butt was sore for days. A lot happened and I’m not ready to talk about it

 

[tiderollsonu]

Well I got a $15 meal voucher and an extra bag of pretzels

This place had 7 restaurants, a cigar bar, english pub doctors office and pharmacy in the resort. All inclusive so they paid for my food and everything. Delta fucks

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I used to fly kc to Nashville a lot. Last time I flew was 2017 only a few months right after my multiple overdoses I thought everything was cool cuz I had stayed out of legal trouble and was back working.
Had to take a rental home and my butt was sore for days. A lot happened and I’m not ready to talk about it

You overdosed multiple times???



You must be pathetic.

 

[LafesterMacintosh]

I used to fly kc to Nashville a lot. Last time I flew was 2017 only a few months right after my multiple overdoses I thought everything was cool cuz I had stayed out of legal trouble and was back working.
Had to take a rental home and my butt was sore for days. A lot happened and I’m not ready to talk about it

And you had legal problems and was out of work for a time??!! LOL


Hahaha. I’m embarrassed you’re a kstate fan. It does explain some of your retardation on here tho.

 

[Taggart]

Well I got a $15 meal voucher and an extra bag of pretzels

 

[STMF2X]

Was in DIA in 06 waiting to fly back from leave to SEA returning to base from my leave. Had 1 day sober after 5 straight days of basically blackout drinking while at home. I needed to wait out a 90min layover there, so to try and keep myself awake I grabbed a large coffee. Now this was probably the 1st or 2nd coffee I had had in the previous decade, and I got Cope Snuff in my upper lip that I have been gutting since I didn’t spit my chew spit back then. I proceeded to run into the bathroom, cutting ahead of about a dozen in line, bang on the first stall door screaming for the dude to hurry. Get in there, somehow sit down without shitting myself or the seat/wall behind me, and unleash the LOUDEST, and raunchy smelling gassy shit you could imagine. It went on for at least 5 minutes, just a symphony of gassy shits. I finally end with a crescendo of about a minute and a half of just pure farting. I’m still profusely sweating, and due to being drunk and 25, not caring about what I had just done, so I walk out of the stall like nothing happened. Get to the sink, take my Mariners hat off and proceed to wash my hands. One of the guys next to me asked if I was alright, and I, bloodshot eyes & sweaty as hell, responded it was a fine Navy weekend. Then I just walked away.

 

[Jtrain80]

36 posts and no one says a word about the TSA. I'm shocked!

 

[TopHook]

Back home in the GOAT

 

[shiv]

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This post makes me miss @Mr.Fitzwell

 

[shiv]

36 posts and no one says a word about the TSA. I'm shocked!

I hate going through security. I’ve got a story about that I’ll post later