Which article is more compelling?

[Rebarcock.]

Geico ordered to pay $5.2M to woman who got HPV in car

Geico ordered to pay $5.2M to woman who got HPV from car sex

In a bizarre twist, a Missouri woman was awarded a $5.2 million judgment after a man knowingly infected her with HPV during intimate activities in his car.

www.yahoo.com

What we learned from JaMarcus Russell explaining his life as a bust in NFL

What we learned from JaMarcus Russell explaining his life as a bust in NFL

Russell gave a candid first-person account of his troubles, which apparently began well before he set foot in the NFL.

sports.yahoo.com

 

[imprimis]

Is this the new hot coffee in a woman's lap which McDonald's had to pay for?

 

[Rebarcock.]

Is this the new hot coffee in a woman's lap which McDonald's had to pay for?

It is kinda like opioid drank since iwas born vs women are whores and gold diggers if I read it correctly

 

[shiv]

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It is kinda like opioid drank since iwas born vs women are whores and gold diggers if I read it correctly

Coop is chillin!

 

[Oler Ted]

5 minutes of my life I’ll never get back. Both suck

 

[champsballs]

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It is kinda like opioid drank since iwas born vs women are whores and gold diggers if I read it correctly

Nice mini fridge and mesh hat you poor fuck. Is that extension cord for your dildo so u don’t have to worry about the battery running out before u blow your ass out?