What are you going to do tomorrow to #belesswhite?

[rCW702]

I'm going to eat breakfast that raises my cholesterol and not drive my kids to school.

 

[Chief_Trojan]

I’ll be late to work, take a bunch of smoke breaks, a two hour lunch and cut out around three to catch the pick up hoops game at the gym.

 

[wiremaker]

Penis enlargement procedure.

 

[rCW702]

Penis enlargement procedure.

 

[rCW702]

I’ll be late to work, take a bunch of smoke breaks, a two hour lunch and cut out around three to catch the pick up hoops game at the gym.

It's supposed to be pretty nice weather here, so I think I will skip work and do some bridge fishing without a permit.

 

[316what]

I’ll ignore my kids.

 

[RJ2kWJ]

If I was still living in New Orleans this answer would be easy. Along with an Obama punch (yes a real beverage there).

 

[ChingChongDingDong]

I finger painted my dick black. Now I have a black dick.

 

[22*43*51]

I think I’m going to sag my pants in the office.

Business causal with tighty whiteys on display should show max wokness.

 

[Sandford’s_Finest]

I think instead of getting my usual can of Copenhagen at the gas station, I’ll buy a pack of Newports.

 

[Jayhacker]

Hate to do it but will take back my Guinness to the liquor store and see if I can exchange it for Colt 45.

 

[Jtrain80]

I think instead of getting my usual can of Copenhagen at the gas station, I’ll buy a pack of Newports.

How much is a can snuff where you are?

Dang near 7 dollars here in Oklahoma. Not many still buy it. I finally found an off brand I can tolerate half the time.

 

[I am El Nino]

Getting groceries later, gonna make my white wife drive.

 

[GatorOK]

Drive my car on the freeway with all windows down...

Also, ask rednecks to take the 3'x5' confederate flag off the back of their truck as they roll through town.

 

[Sandford’s_Finest]

How much is a can snuff where you are?

Dang near 7 dollars here in Oklahoma. Not many still buy it. I finally found an off brand I can tolerate half the time.

I can get 2 cans for 8.62 at the EZ Mart here in town. Most other places around here it’s about $6 per.

 

[MaizeBlaze]

Gonna run a 4.2 forty.

 

[Quatch$]

Is this an actual thing?

 

[Spc311]

Drink Coke

 

[TopHook]

What's going on?

 

[CurtOFD78]

I had something typed up, then thought better of it.

 

[yankmenoodle]

I'm going to find a busy street with sidewalks on both sides, and walk in the road.

 

[Sgfeer]

 

[MVTPatriot]

Gonna have sex with the wife and not worry about sitting in the corner and watching.

 

[d-tiger45]

Not pay my Bill when it comes in

 

[Jayhacker]

Gonna grab a lawn chair and sit by my mailbox and wait for the welfare check.

 

[Don Johnson]

Resist arrest while high on PCP.

 

[Guyasuta Genac]

Sign with the Steelers as a corner

 

[Chief Red Eagle]

I parked in the fire lane at walmarks.

 

[TopHook]

Is this an actual thing?

 

[yankmenoodle]

Gonna run a 4.2 forty.

And still have a handicapped tag on my car.

 

[AC2020]

I'm going to walk to a seedy convenience store and drink a few of these.

If the malt liquor takes effect, I might not come home tonight.

 

[OldBuzzard]

Drink anything but Coke products.

 

[TheNJNole]

Gonna run a 4.2 forty.

Your K9, right......

Seargent's don't run anymore

 

[tgsio]

Apply extra self tanner?

 

[MVTPatriot]

Apply extra self tanner?

Isn't that part of the "Less White" kit I saw advertised recently?