What’s the weirdest thing you’ve had in your ass hole?

[absoluteUnit]

I’ve got a baby carrot way up in there before. Probably had weirder but for some reason that is standing out to me right now. Serious replies only please.

 

[hmt5000]

"serious replies only" stumped me. I'll wait til the next thread.

 

[I am El Nino]

Nothing. Who sticks shit up their ass?

 

[QuanChi]

Nothing. Who sticks shit up their ass?

Wait.... you don’t?

 

[TheNJNole]

Doctors finger. Thankfully he has piano fingers

I honestly don't blame chics for not wanting it in their ass. However, I will never stop trying to backdoor, regardless of how hypocritical I am.....

 

[Cre8ive]

@absoluteUnit - A purple turd from drinking PGA (pure grain alcohol) diluted with welches grape fruit juice from a twenty gallon plastic trash can when I was a freshman in college. We often did that at our band parties in the basement of the Sigma Chi house on the weekends. The good old days.

 

[UNC71-00]

This board is getting kind of strange

 

[MIZCDB]

A fat, ugly girl’s tongue.

 

[America 1st]

There are some places Easter eggs just shouldn't be hidden in hindsight...