Weirdest/Best places you’ve faucked

[catreaper]

Comes down to two for me.

1.) On the roof of a church in Muskegon, Michigan.

2.) Empty stadium on the field at Western Michigan University.

Honorable mention to a bunk bed at Boy Scout camp.

 

[TJHall1]

Weirdest place

Kinda gonna piggy back off the 2 threads from the other board about catching your parents or being caught Dippin in the honey hole. What's the weirdest place you ever got your fuck on? When I was 24 or 25 I fucked a chick in a tractor while working ground with the autosteer on. Bout went thru...

thefreespeechforum.com

Congrats on coming out with the whole boy fucking thing.

 

[LVRebel]

On a quiet beach in Maui at night.

 

[catreaper]

Weirdest place

Kinda gonna piggy back off the 2 threads from the other board about catching your parents or being caught Dippin in the honey hole. What's the weirdest place you ever got your fuck on? When I was 24 or 25 I fucked a chick in a tractor while working ground with the autosteer on. Bout went thru...

thefreespeechforum.com

Congrats on coming out with the whole boy fucking thing.

I can assure you I didn’t read that, but… you got me.

 

[TJHall1]

I can assure you I didn’t read that, but… you got me.

I didn't figure you had read it. How did I get you? I'm not following.

 

[catreaper]

i once fingered a band chick named Amanda on our way to a football game. I smelled my fingers the entire game and it was more awful with every Whif.

 

[catreaper]

I didn't figure you had read it. How did I get you? I'm not following.

Misread what you posted. My bad.

 

[Shaun52]

Comes down to two for me.

1.) On the roof of a church in Muskegon, Michigan.

2.) Empty stadium on the field at Western Michigan University.

Honorable mention to a bunk bed at Boy Scout camp.

Kin blue Beach

 

[shiv]

i once fingered a band chick named Amanda on our way to a football game. I smelled my fingers the entire game and it was more awful with every Whif.

I popped a girls cherry fingering her in the back of my Montero sport in high school

 

[shiv]

I got hot and heavy in a Kroger one time but I was too smashed to remember how it ended. I think I dropped a load in the dairy aisle

 

[catreaper]

I got hot and heavy in a Kroger one time but I was too smashed to remember how it ended. I think I dropped a load in the dairy aisle

I got fired for sexual harassment at my first job because I asked a mentally handicapped dude how good his sex was on his honeymoon.

She was special too.

 

[MVTPatriot]

Softball dugout
parking lot of the public library

 

[shiv]

I got fired for sexual harassment at my first job because I asked a mentally handicapped dude how good his sex was on his honeymoon.

She was special too.

 

[tiderollsonu]

Bathroom at a car auction, or in the backseat with my gf parents driving in the front seat..... And no they did not know

 

[TJHall1]

Bathroom at a car auction, or in the backseat with my gf parents driving in the front seat..... And no they did not know

How does one pull this off?

 

[shiv]

@Cre8ive has some good stories

 

[tiderollsonu]

How does one pull this off?

She was sitting in my lap coming back from the river .... Wearing some short shorts

 

[Oler Ted]

Hardee’s bathroom. Had to kick her out before I finished and had explosive diarrhea. Never saw her again

 

[REMESSIS]

I jerked off in a chinook flying back to bagram from Shkin safe house, Paktika province, in 2002. I was behind an ATV near the open ramp at like 0300, and the vibration on my butthole was more than I could bear. That, and I thought I’d be getting killed very soon so I gave zero fucks. I guess this counts as fucking myself so it should be allowed.

 

[PleasureMoose]

I jerked off in a chinook flying back to bagram from Shkin safe house, Paktika province, in 2002. I was behind an ATV near the open ramp at like 0300, and the vibration on by butthole was more than I could bear. That and I thought I’d be getting killed very soon so I gave zero fucks. I guess this counts as fucking myself so it should be allowed.

 

[Oler Ted]

I jerked off in a chinook flying back to bagram from Shkin safe house, Paktika province, in 2002. I was behind an ATV near the open ramp at like 0300, and the vibration on by butthole was more than I could bear. That and I thought I’d be getting killed very soon so I gave zero fucks. I guess this counts as fucking myself so it should be allowed.

 

[America 1st]

My 8th grade math teacher on her desk inn her classroom.

This is her with her husband and sun during that same year:



Breast cancer got her a few years back.

Won Moore four yew degenerates:

 

[shiv]

I jerked off in a chinook flying back to bagram from Shkin safe house, Paktika province, in 2002. I was behind an ATV near the open ramp at like 0300, and the vibration on by butthole was more than I could bear. That and I thought I’d be getting killed very soon so I gave zero fucks. I guess this counts as fucking myself so it should be allowed.

I see a lot of chinooks in Huntsville because we have the army aviation command. I will forever be turned on when I see one now

 

[shiv]

My 8th grade math teacher on her desk inn her classroom.

This is her with her husband and sun during that same year:

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Breast cancer got her a few years back.

Won Moore four yew degenerates:

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I remember you telling this story before. A true Cinderella story

 

[Oler Ted]

My 8th grade math teacher on her desk inn her classroom.

This is her with her husband and sun during that same year:

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Breast cancer got her a few years back.

Won Moore four yew degenerates:

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[GarnetPild]

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Hahaha, perfect gif usage right there.

 

[America 1st]

I remember you telling this story before. A true Cinderella story

That was the other mom eye fucked before her.

Thank goodness eye lost my virginity two the girl eye was dating when eye was 13 ore eye wood I’ve had two 35+ year older under my belt before a single skank my age.

The girl my age was a red head sew eye figure she just ate my soul on that first rodeo… explains a lot tbh

 

[OPD77]

I jerked off in a chinook flying back to bagram from Shkin safe house, Paktika province, in 2002. I was behind an ATV near the open ramp at like 0300, and the vibration on by butthole was more than I could bear. That and I thought I’d be getting killed very soon so I gave zero fucks. I guess this counts as fucking myself so it should be allowed.

 

[BamaRidger]

I jerked off in a chinook flying back to bagram from Shkin safe house, Paktika province, in 2002. I was behind an ATV near the open ramp at like 0300, and the vibration on by butthole was more than I could bear. That and I thought I’d be getting killed very soon so I gave zero fucks. I guess this counts as fucking myself so it should be allowed.

 

[skramer100]

Church across the street from my buddies house during a party. Girl and I figured there would be privacy there. I am gonna answer for that one one day.

Stairwell of Marriot Marquis in NYC. College girlfriend and her parents flew up to NYC, I lived in NJ and came to stay with them, needed some privacy.

As to the guy that jerked off in a helo, I got arrested for a DUI in 2003 when the Bucs beat the Eagles to go to Super Bowl. Lost my buddy after hooking up with this girl so I decided to drive home. Anyhoo, got moved to the transfer statin and was like, fuck it I will never be in here again. Pulled pants down and jerked it right there.

 

[America 1st]

Eye was good friends with the daughter witch was my inn.



This is a year after we fucked fore yew degenerates.

Eye tapped this skank in the back seat of her minivan while her husband was driving and daughter was in front passenger. It was late and we were all heading two Florida fore spring brake. A blanket was involved and I just bent her over real far and jammed it in her ass.

Looking back I’m sure the husband had two no and just be a cuck. The above wasn’t the only time. Probably about 100x over a 6 month period. She wood pick me up from school and her daughter had practice right after so we wood just go back two her house before she wood drop me back off at the school for my basketball practice.

 

[Jayhacker]

I got nuthin after reading these but a tip of the cap.

 

[TJHall1]

Eye was good friends with the daughter witch was my inn.

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This is a year after we fucked fore yew degenerates.

Eye tapped this skank in the back seat of her minivan while her husband was driving and daughter was in front passenger. It was late and we were all heading two Florida fore spring brake. A blanket was involved and I just bent her over real far and jammed it in her ass.

Looking back I’m sure the husband had two no and just be a cuck. The above wasn’t the only time. Probably about 100x over a 6 month period.

You fuck some gross looking women.

 

[Uncle Muscles]

My 8th grade math teacher on her desk inn her classroom.

This is her with her husband and sun during that same year:

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Breast cancer got her a few years back.

Won Moore four yew degenerates:

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Got damn dude shameless posting the kid

 

[tiderollsonu]

You fuck some gross looking women.

Shit mine was hot AF blonde with some tiggo bitties and a nice round hind end

 

[America 1st]

You fuck some gross looking women.

 

[Uncle Muscles]

You fuck some gross looking women.

Maybe so, but a hell of a tale to tell.

@America 1st do you see how I spelled those words right even though they sound the same. If I ever find out who you are I am going to murder you

 

[PleasureMoose]

banged a girl during a springbreak over the railing of our beach condo while her sister was passed out on the lounge chair beside us.. later that day we rented one of those water trikes.. took it out way past the sand bar and banged one out on it

 

[America 1st]

Maybe sew, butt a hell of a tail two tell.

@America 1st dew yew sea how eye spelled those words incorrectly even though they sound the same. If eye ever find out hoo yew are eye am going two murder yew

 

[Rube Reaper]

Inside Her Majesty’s Palace. It was just in the lav but I let an older chap bend me over just so I could say I did it.