This is from a 90s baseball video game where a Japanese game designer had to make up a bunch of “American” names

[quickfeet]

 

[Chris Farley]

 

[Chris Farley]

 

[Chris Farley]

 

[Chris Farley]

 

[Chris Farley]

All seriousness though…I totally call “Bobson Dugnutt”!

 

[Cards1968]

Not gonna lie, Karl Dandleton is extremely solid. Like calling my fake ID guy right now solid.

 

[quickfeet]

Not gonna lie, Karl Dandleton is extremely solid. Like calling my fake ID guy right now solid.

Todd Bonzalez and Mike Sernandez are some nice Caucasian-Mexican hybrids

 

[TJHall1]

What fuckin Nintendo game is this? I want it.

 

[22*43*51]

I hear "Dean Wesrey" in my head with a full-on Asian accent.

 

[BigBucnNole]

I hear "Dean Wesrey" in my head with a full-on Asian accent.

Spoiler alert: Rey McSriff is actually spelled Ray McSliff.

 

[catfishpunter]

What fuckin Nintendo game is this? I want it.

Play it here.

 

[NolesBravesNiners]

All seriousness though…I totally call “Bobson Dugnutt”!

I’ll take Willie Dustice

 

[shiv]

Play it here.

I embedded it on our site:

Baseball Game

Game

thefreespeechforum.com

 

[tiderollsonu]

Kind of jealous of Mike Truk

 

[quickfeet]

Kind of jealous of Mike Truk

Bet he is hung like a horse

 

[catreaper]

Not gonna lie, Karl Dandleton is extremely solid. Like calling my fake ID guy right now solid.

Won’t beat my Rusty Shackleford.

 

[TopHook]

All seriousness though…I totally call “Bobson Dugnutt”!

But

 

[laterallyshaking]

All seriousness though…I totally call “Bobson Dugnutt”!

Not gonna lie, Karl Dandleton is extremely solid. Like calling my fake ID guy right now solid.

I’ll take Willie Dustice

Y'all are crazy. Jeromy Gride is clearly the best name up there. So good I'm considering getting mine legally changed.

 

[Cowboy1stn10]

All seriousness though…I totally call “Bobson Dugnutt”!

 

[laterallyshaking]

Several years back, a janitor that used to work in my building kept asking me for my name so he could add me on Facebook. I would tell him my name, and the next time I saw him, he would ask again. One day, he came in and said, "Man, I still can't find you on Facebook. You said your name is Chris Knuckles, right?"

My first name is not Chris, and sadly my surname is not Knuckles. I don't know where he got this name from, but he deserves an award. It's the coolest name I've ever heard.

Since that day, he continued calling me Chris in the hallway and I never corrected him.