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They Might Call CPS on Me

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I was at the doctor for the 6-month checkup on my twins today. They asked if we had any questions about them.

I said, "How do you get them to sleep?"

They laughed.

I followed up with a joke, and what I was trying to say was, "Bonk them on the head with a mallet?" but what came out instead was, "Hit them with a hammer?"

Silence.

I quickly corrected, "Like a rubber mallet, I mean..."

Nothing.

After they left the room, my wife asked me not to threaten to hit our kids with a mallet in front of the staff anymore. So apparently I'm the only one who found it funny... Whatever, I stand by it.
 

LVRebel

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I was at the doctor for the 6-month checkup on my twins today. They asked if we had any questions about them.

I said, "How do you get them to sleep?"

They laughed.

I followed up with a joke, and what I was trying to say was, "Bonk them on the head with a mallet?" but what came out instead was, "Hit them with a hammer?"

Silence.

I quickly corrected, "Like a rubber mallet, I mean..."

Nothing.

After they left the room, my wife asked me not to threaten to hit our kids with a mallet in front of the staff anymore. So apparently I'm the only one who found it funny... Whatever, I stand by it.
Clearly a joke. Not sure why people act so offended by everything these days. Obviously you're not hitting them on the head with a hammer.
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ChingChongDingDong

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Clearly a joke. Not sure why people act so offended by everything these days. Obviously you're not hitting them on the head with a hammer.
iu
Let’s not rush to conclusions. Kid could have been sitting with a nice hole in his head. Poor kids dad has the shakes and accidentally busted him.
 
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