Smell those farts to extend your life

[quickfeet]

No wonder my wife is so healthy

 

[quickfeet]

@America 1st

 

[America 1st]

@America 1st

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[America 1st]

 

[RKirkD]

I am a champion crop duster. I feel guilty sometimes because after I’ve dusted accounting they always blame the same old
Lady in accounting. I asked how they always know it’s her and they said she take cholesterol meds and it happens 3-4 times a day. I think she’d be number one on the list if layoffs ever happen.

 

[BLatta12]

@quickfeet feel so bad for your office mate

 

[Rebarcock.]

I am a champion crop duster. I feel guilty sometimes because after I’ve dusted accounting they always blame the same old
Lady in accounting. I asked how they always know it’s her and they said she take cholesterol meds and it happens 3-4 times a day. I think she’d be number one on the list if layoffs ever happen.

I used to work in some nice restaurants when i was younger. I drank a good bit so beer farts were normal. Me and this dude from WV would do drive bys on tables and let each other know prior so we could watch their expressions. Good times

 

[imprimis]

No wonder my wife is so healthy

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Doctor: You have stage 4 lung cancer. You have a choice in your treatment. You can spend hundreds of thousands of dollars, endure massive pain and physical discomfort, maybe even surgery, or, bend down and smell my asshole. Do you prefer pinto beans or broccoli?

Maybe OBiden was sniffing his dog's asshole when he broke his foot.

 

[Spc311]

I'm going to live forever

 

[STMF2X]

 

[Cre8ive]

LOL @quickfeet - that's the best damn answer in the universe. Carry on my wayward son!

 

[quickfeet]

LOL @quickfeet - that's the best damn answer in the universe. Carry on my wayward son!

Thank you kind sir. Let me know if you need help improving your health as well