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Though England will always be her home in a way, Hart said she now considers herself American and wouldn't choose to live anywhere else.

"When I got my permanent resident card and I had it in my hand and my name was on it, that … felt like I finally got here," she said.




 
I bet your butthole is stretched out like roadkill after getting plowed by a dump truck. you're such a fucking buttplug afficionado
🥺 Stahp sexualising my pure innocent brain 😭

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Y'all I'm stuck on toilet. Just took a huge load, you know the ones that make you feel 10 pounds lighter. Gus is banging on the back door to get in. Wife is in Alaska and I forgot to put a new roll of toilet paper on roll and am out. Help.
 
Fucking court summons letter for 'outstanding council tax' ...

I've never been sent a single bill!

My council account for benefits already says I don't owe any, with no method to pay.

Council already told me 5-6 years ago I don't have to pay - severe mental impairment = no council tax 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fun times to have with phonecalls next week.
 
You ever get in those situations where your cat sits next to you all cozy like and starts purring and you don’t want to move to cause him to run away because he’s your bro and good to snug up with so you sit there all uncomfortable and try not to move? That’s me right now
 

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