Possible King of the Hill plot hole::

[d-tiger45]

So it’s established Arlen would’ve won district had Hank’s ankle and their special teams hadn’t broken down, hank was also leading rusher for the school,,,,

YET

Bill Dauterive “ The Billdozer “” had the school record for touchdowns. How is he the leading TD man when Hank was all world at RB?

Was Bill specifically a short yardage / goal line guy?

I’m the episode about Hank’s RB prowess I swear Bill was a lineman…


Any thoughts?

 

[shiv]

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So it’s established Arlen would’ve won district had Hank’s ankle and their special teams hadn’t broken down, hank was also leading rusher for the school,,,,

YET

Bill Dauterive had the school record for touchdowns. How is he the leading TD man when Hank was all world at RB?

Was Bill specifically a short yardage / goal line guy?

I’m the episode about Hank’s RB prowess I swear Bill was a lineman…


Any thoughts?

Oh god no you ruined the show for me

@PleasureMoose can you weigh in on this

 

[d-tiger45]

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Oh god no you ruined the show for me

@PleasureMoose can you weigh in on this

I could never ruin that masterpiece. I just happened to be watching it today and saw the different episodes mentioned and my mind was blown

 

[tiderollsonu]

Called short yardage guy, he probably had a neck like a 5 gallon bucket

 

[d-tiger45]

Called short yardage guy, he probably had a neck like a 5 gallon bucket

So it’s a varsity blues situation? Hank does all the work and then Bill gets the TD and glory?

 

[tiderollsonu]

So it’s a varsity blues situation? Hank does all the work and then Bill gets the TD and glory?

Could've been an option QB or something

 

[d-tiger45]

This thread is better than my other KOTH thought::: would you have definitely plowed LuAnne Platter?

 

[TJHall1]

So it’s a varsity blues situation? Hank does all the work and then Bill gets the TD and glory?

Nicknamed the "Billdozer", he held Arlen High's career touchdown record until a young athlete named Ricky Suggs broke it years later. He was number 72, playing as an offensive lineman.

 

[TJHall1]

So he played center and switched at the goal line.

 

[d-tiger45]

Nicknamed the "Billdozer", he held Arlen High's career touchdown record until a young athlete named Ricky Suggs broke it years later. He was number 72, playing as an offensive lineman.

If I was Hank I’d be pissed that Billdozer got the TDs

 

[PleasureMoose]

Could've been an option QB or something

Boomhauer was QB

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Oh god no you ruined the show for me

@PleasureMoose can you weigh in on this

@d-tiger45 is right its a minor plot-hole and I've questioned this all the time.. you have to be under the assumption that Hank got all the long yards but not the TDs... which means Hank had zero speed and couldn't breakaway from the secondary and was tackled before the endzone so they just brought in the Billdozer to cap off the drive.. sort like a Peyton Hillis or Mike Alstott situation and Bill was Refrigerator Perry status

However the plot hole comes into play bc didn't they give Hank the ball instead of the Billdover on the goaline when his ankle broke or were they just in the redzone I cant member what yardline they were on? Or do we assume that was just a really bad play call by Coach Sauers

Ricky Suggs wouldn't have shattered Hanks and Bills record if he didn't break his ankle too

If I was Hank I’d be pissed that Billdozer got the TDs

I always wondered this

 

[PleasureMoose]

What i always wondered is why Hank cremated Cotton instead of burying him in a veterans cemetery like he wanted? Did I miss something

 

[TJHall1]

What i always wondered is why Hank cremated Cotton instead of burying him in a veterans cemetery like he wanted? Did I miss something

Cotton's final wish is to be flushed down the same toilet that General George S. Patton used right before he was sent to WWII, which is at a military bar.

 

[d-tiger45]

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What i always wondered is why Hank cremated Cotton instead of burying him in a veterans cemetery like he wanted? Did I miss something

hank you for the answers. I’ve seen em all a couple times but this breakdown is why I pay $20 a month.

Also, I think Hank had bad memories from childhood and DeeDee didn’t like Cotton enough to care to get him in Arlington or another cemeterry

 

[d-tiger45]

Cotton's final wish is to be flushed down the same toilet that General George S. Patton used right before he was sent to WWII, which is at a military bar.

Dammit you beautiful bastard

 

[PleasureMoose]

Cotton's final wish is to be flushed down the same toilet that General George S. Patton used right before he was sent to WWII, which is at a military bar.

damn I missed that part I just member him earning a burial plot and being super proud.. I think at one point he also wanted his head cut off and mailed to the Japanese

 

[PleasureMoose]

This thread is better than my other KOTH thought::: would you have definitely plowed LuAnne Platter?

forsure... she was also a major whore

 

[TJHall1]

damn I missed that part I just member him earning a burial plot and being super proud.. I think at one point he also wanted his head cut off and mailed to the Japanese

Hank initially plans to honor a separate wish, to have Cotton's head detached from his body and sent to the Emperor of Japan, but Peggy stops him by (falsely) claiming that Cotton withdrew the request just before his death.

 

[d-tiger45]

forsure... she was also a major whore
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Be back in 5. I was hoping for shaved but I’ll take full bush. Drapes matches the carpet…


Also, @Croot_Overlord he didn’t put a spoiler before showing cartoon bush.

 

[PleasureMoose]

Hank initially plans to honor a separate wish, to have Cotton's head detached from his body and sent to the Emperor of Japan, but Peggy stops him by (falsely) claiming that Cotton withdrew the request just before his death.

so Peggy didn't honor Cottons final wish? shocking lol .. when exactly did Cotton say he wanted to be cremated... Im gonna go back and watch the episode.. I know the guys did it i just cant member him ever saying that he wanted to be flushed down a toilet unless peggy lied to Hank and made it up

 

[PleasureMoose]

Be back in 5. I was hoping for shaved but I’ll take full bush. Drapes matches the carpet…


Also, @Croot_Overlord he didn’t put a spoiler before showing cartoon bush.

lol There's worse things happening on this forum rightnow...

 

[d-tiger45]

lol There's worse things happening on this forum rightnow...

I’m still not sure if TJ halls butt whole or Luanne’s cartoon bush is Better for my snack bank lol

 

[TJHall1]

so Peggy didn't honor Cottons final wish? shocking lol .. when exactly did Cotton say he wanted to be cremated... Im gonna go back and watch the episode.. I know the guys did it i just cant member him ever saying that he wanted to be flushed down a toilet unless peggy lied to Hank and made it up

No, he told hank that some other time way before he died. Then before he died he left a letter wanting to be flushed. Peggy just said that so hank wouldn't do it.

 

[GarnetPild]

so Peggy didn't honor Cottons final wish? shocking lol .. when exactly did Cotton say he wanted to be cremated... Im gonna go back and watch the episode.. I know the guys did it i just cant member him ever saying that he wanted to be flushed down a toilet unless peggy lied to Hank and made it up

 

[d-tiger45]

This website and its knowledge : love for King of The Heel makes me feel better about being hear 10 hours a day.

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

Boomhauer was QB

@d-tiger45 is right its a minor plot-hole and I've questioned this all the time.. you have to be under the assumption that Hank got all the long yards but not the TDs... which means Hank had zero speed and couldn't breakaway from the secondary and was tackled before the endzone so they just brought in the Billdozer to cap off the drive.. sort like a Peyton Hillis or Mike Alstott situation and Bill was Refrigerator Perry status

However the plot hole comes into play bc didn't they give Hank the ball instead of the Billdover on the goaline when his ankle broke or were they just in the redzone I cant member what yardline they were on? Or do we assume that was just a really bad play call by Coach Sauers

Ricky Suggs wouldn't have shattered Hanks and Bills record if he didn't break his ankle too

I always wondered this

Hank clearly got the ladies so he didn’t mind. Narrow uretee and all.

 

[PleasureMoose]

No, he told hank that some other time way before he died. Then before he died he left a letter wanting to be flushed. Peggy just said that so hank wouldn't do it.

He was on his death bed and Peggy was the only one there..that when Cotton said he wanted his head sent to japan... im gonna go back and rewatch tmrw and find out when hank reads that letter just can't remember that part

 

[GarnetPild]

 

[PleasureMoose]

Can you find the clip where Cotton wants to be cremated and flushed?

I still think Mike Judge wrote himself into a corner here with the burial plot on top of the hill the head to Japan and then ashes down the toilet

 

[GarnetPild]

Can you find the clip where Cotton wants to be cremated and flushed?

I still think Mike Judge wrote himself into a corner here with the burial plot on top of the hill the head to Japan and then ashes down the toilet

Nah, couldn't find that clip...did find this little gem though-

 

[shiv]

So he played center and switched at the goal line.

Ok this make sense now

 

[PleasureMoose]

Ok this make sense now

i like when he says "yup chipped my spine on that play"

Hank finds aloop hole that gives Bill eligibility so he can come back to tie Ricky's record


oh and could you master this thread so i can find it for future ref?

 

[PleasureMoose]

also I'm pretty sure Kahn and Dale's houses switch around sometimes...In a few episodes they even made Bobby's window opposite to Connie's and then in other episodes its facing the street

 

[PleasureMoose]

Also.. if Peggy grew up on a ranch in Montana how did she meet Hank in highschool...

 

[GarnetPild]

Also.. if Peggy grew up on a ranch in Montana how did she meet Hank in highschool...

Maybe she moved there her senior year? Who knows. In any case, Hank should have done better than PeggyHill.

 

[shiv]

The more I watch, the more hanks relationship with ladybird bothers me. He’s done…..stuff…with that dog

 

[GarnetPild]

The more I watch, the more hanks relationship with ladybird bothers me. He’s done…..stuff…with that dog

What makes you say that?!



Ladybird hates you!


I love the episode where they think Ladybird is racist, because she goes after the black AC repairman...but it turns out she just sensed Hank's distress over not being able to fix something for himself.

 

[PleasureMoose]

The more I watch, the more hanks relationship with ladybird bothers me. He’s done…..stuff…with that dog

I like Hank as much as the next guy but the more and more I watch the series the less I like him... and tend to side with Cotton. There's a reason he called his youngest son GH...

 

[PleasureMoose]

"well its either just a crack in the driveway or the Chinese are making their move"

 

[shiv]

What makes you say that?!



Ladybird hates you!


I love the episode where they think Ladybird is racist, because she goes after the black AC repairman...but it turns out she just sensed Hank's distress over not being able to fix something for himself.

That is the episode I just watched