Ouch
- Thread starter TJHall1
- Start date
Manpolo
Poster
- Joined
- May 17, 2022
- Messages
- 12
TJHall1
Legendary
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2021
- Messages
- 5,787
Should have stuck his penis in there.That's what show offs deserve
- Joined
- Dec 2, 2020
- Messages
- 3,914
- Joined
- Dec 2, 2020
- Messages
- 3,914
TJHall1
Legendary
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2021
- Messages
- 5,787
Ohhh fuck
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2020
- Messages
- 4,663
Play stupid games .....
Seriously, no way im getting any where near a lion when only a chain link fence separates us. Fuck that
Seriously, no way im getting any where near a lion when only a chain link fence separates us. Fuck that
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2020
- Messages
- 14,058
Looks like it rips a tendon out that runs through the whole hand
TJHall1
Legendary
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2021
- Messages
- 5,787
Makes me fucking cringe.
TJHall1
Legendary
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2021
- Messages
- 5,787
I think I told the story on here but in college I fucked my hand up and had a tendon get torn and it curled up/wound up like a spring up into my thumb. That video makes me queezy.
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2020
- Messages
- 14,058
Did you get it fixed with surgery?
TJHall1
Legendary
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2021
- Messages
- 5,787
Yes, had to. Had to go to a special hand clinic in west Des Moines, Iowa to have it done. To this day everyone (anyone not there) thinks I did it cutting an apple.
- Joined
- Jan 17, 2021
- Messages
- 1,123
How did it actually happen?
TJHall1
Legendary
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2021
- Messages
- 5,787
I think I drunk posted the whole story on here. Give me a few mins, gotta go mix up a fresh one, and I'll tell.
- Joined
- Dec 1, 2020
- Messages
- 4,663
This ought to be good. I need a good story this Sunday
TJHall1
Legendary
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2021
- Messages
- 5,787
I went to college at a small d3 school. Football power in d3 standards. My freshman year I learned our strength coach was a bad ass. You did not piss this guy off or make him think bad of you. He was well thought of and could have had a shit ton of jobs for d-1 teams, mentored by one of the best in the business, etc. etc.
Spring semester of my freshman year, and seeing how he punished people who fucked up by destroying them with ridiculous workouts in front of other guys, I was at a party at a small house of some guys upperclassmen and the cops showed up. This place was packed, and small town we figured if we all got busted we were gonna be absolutely fist fucked by the strength coach. Me and 2 other guys busted out the back door and took off running to our dorm. We crossed 1 street and there was a chain link fence around a parking lot and then our dorm. We jumped the fence, but it was a fence that was cut off at the top. Not sure why they put fences like that up except for at a prison, but they're all over.
Anyways when I was at the top of the fence I put all my pressure on my hand while hopping over and the fence punctured my hand, and then when I released to land on the ground it wripped my entire hand open.
There was enough blood to leave a trail for a block+. And a heavy trail. The cops followed it to our dorm room. Why they did I have no clue as they didn't bust anyone at the party.
That night I had to go to the emergency room. On the way my couple friends and I were trying to figure out what my excuse would be. The best our drunk asses could come up with was cutting an apple (we were hammered).
At the hospital the doctor just stared at me like I was a fucking moron. He was correct. Cutting an apple? He stitched my hand up the best he could and a week later I had to go have surgery to fix it.
Praise
Elite
- Joined
- Aug 7, 2021
- Messages
- 1,182
Yes am still trying my level best but as you know these lions here are not really not easy to deal with.
D
Deleted member 2886
Guest
Ya'll must've seen these ballsy mofos.
Manpolo
Poster
- Joined
- May 17, 2022
- Messages
- 12
D
Deleted member 2886
Guest
TJHall1
Legendary
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2021
- Messages
- 5,787
Ya, try that with a lion that's not hand fed and fat.
- Joined
- Dec 10, 2020
- Messages
- 7,135
beat me to it.
D
Deleted member 2886
Guest
Only thing that could compel my dumbass to get anywhere near one those badboys would be if a child or young person was in danger. Can't say I'd enjoy being ragdolled, ripped apart & dragged off into the bushes to be eaten alive.
Similar threads
