LAC Vol.2 New Fraqqle Rock thread

Law Abiding Citizens volume 2.
46 here and am supposed to get a colonoscopy through the VA. Really debating whether I wanna go through it or not. They have a blood test that can determine colon cancer now but the VA doesn't do it. They prefer sodomizing their patients.
Have them send you outside the VA through Community Care. All my colonoscopies were done at non-VA facilities. VA pays for it all. Had an emergency endoscopy recently at the VA and was very impressed. The treatment I got was better than some private hospitals I've been to. It was clean, well organized. staffed sufficiently and good food.
 
So I take it your advice would be to just go through with it. I would if the damn VA weren't so incompetent at times. I had already set the procedure with them for June 3rd. But now it appears they never set the date and I had to call them back and during the call they disconnected me, so now I have to call and try again. Its so damn annoying.
3 time cancer survivor myself, 2 from colon cancer...1st at age 44.
Both blood tests that were done came back just fine...those blood tests are not 100% for every kind of colon cancer.
Bite the bullet and do it. I thought I knew what I was doing until it was too late.
 
46 here and am supposed to get a colonoscopy through the VA. Really debating whether I wanna go through it or not. They have a blood test that can determine colon cancer now but the VA doesn't do it. They prefer sodomizing their patients.
So I take it your advice would be to just go through with it. I would if the damn VA weren't so incompetent at times. I had already set the procedure with them for June 3rd. But now it appears they never set the date and I had to call them back and during the call they disconnected me, so now I have to call and try again. Its so damn annoying.
If it were me yes. It’s a low risk procedure. If you come out good (no polyps) you can probably just shit in the box moving forward every 7 years.
 
I'm 71, never had one. My theory is yours, just saw no reason. I've been told many times I'm a perfect asshole so it must be good
FYI there is a new mail-in test... you wipe yer backside and send it in...

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If it were me yes. It’s a low risk procedure. If you come out good (no polyps) you can probably just shit in the box moving forward every 7 years.
I shit in the box the first time and they say there was blood. They say could be from hemorrhoids which I have and its most likely why, but they want to do the scope obviously to be sure. Setting the appointment is the difficult part dealing with the stupid fucks they have working for em though.
 
FYI there is a new mail-in test... you wipe yer backside and send it in...

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The Cologuard one says on its own commercials that “both positive and negative results may occur”. I get that a test may show a false positive and you need to do an additional test to confirm. What’s the point in a false negative result?

Hell, give me a few hundred bucks and I’ll send you a box to take a dump. Just don’t send it back to me. I will follow up with a letter that says “congratulations on taking a dump. Hopefully your false negative result is correct”.
 
Take a lap hillbilly.

So you want to sit here and say you’ve never said that word ever? I’m calling bullshit if you say you have never ever said that word. He’s taking care of his Dad.

Sure I used it in my younger years but don’t anymore. None of us are perfect but I am in business and friends with several black folks. It’s pointless to use the slander anymore. It goes against everything this board and the thread on Mainbaord was about
 
Sure I used it in my younger years but don’t anymore. None of us are perfect but I am in business and friends with several black folks. It’s pointless to use the slander anymore. It goes against everything this board and the thread on Mainbaord was about

I agree with you. And I’ve been in contact with @MortgageHorn since this dust up occurred. He’s a good son taking care of his Dad.
 
That’s hysterical. Jokes aside, I don’t think I’m going to participate in this ever. Highly skeptical on multiple fronts. Really any “cancer screening” I’m skeptical of. I hold it akin to the “annual HVAC inspection”. Without screens there are fewer “customers” to pillage… Thoughts?
I’ll be 50 next year….send away in a box?
 
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