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LVRebel

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I saw a text on a kids phone and it said something to the effect of:

I've been pulling all week when on vacation. I was even pulling on the plane and a girl near me was just watching.

The only thing I can assume he was referring to was fapping. Anyone ever heard that lingo? Or does it mean something else?
 
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Joe Kings

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It can mean both. This context sounds like your son is talking about jerking off all the time.
The context makes it easy to understand and differentiate between jerking off and or picking up. Sounds like your little guy is one of those that likes to pull his pud out a jerk it anywhere. Not a good thing OP
 

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It can mean both. This context sounds like your son is talking about jerking off all the time.
The context makes it easy to understand and differentiate between jerking off and or picking up. Sounds like your little guy is one of those that likes to pull his pud out a jerk it anywhere. Not a good thing OP

Is that frowned upon?
 

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Is that frowned upon?
iu
 

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It could also mean he's been taking pulls of a tobacco vape pen. Maybe he was sneaking puffs and some chick saw what he was doing.
I thought about that too. Can you bring vape pens on a plane? I know they're not supposed to be used, but will they go through security? I don't vape so have never looked into this.
 

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I thought about that too. Can you bring vape pens on a plane? I know they're not supposed to be used, but will they go through security? I don't vape so have never looked into this.
Yeah, they go through security easily. Security doesn't want you to put them in your checked luggage because they do, albeit rarely, spontaneously combust. Hence, they don't give anyone trouble about bringing them on the plane.

Had a friend who was vaping on the air plane and the smoke alarm went off. Said an air marshall came back to check him out and asked him what was going on. The flight attendant standing there gave him an out and said "you were using hair spray, right?". Must have been in a good mood because he didn't get in trouble although im sure they could have made a much bigger deal out of it if they wanted to.
 

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Update on the OP. I talked to him, and he showed me the text again. My original translation was a little off. What he was saying was that he was getting noticed by the girls a lot more lately, and that's what he was trying to text his friend about. In a bit of a run on sentence, he said that the girl on the plane by him was staring at him too. He blames it on his newer, slightly longer wavy hair that he's experimenting with.

I told him what some other interpretations of that word could mean afterwards, and he was like no, no, no. He said he probably could have used a better word, but definitely didn't fap or smoke on the plane.
iu
 

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I saw a text on a kids phone and it said something to the effect of:

I've been pulling all week when on vacation. I was even pulling on the plane and a girl near me was just watching.

The only thing I can assume he was referring to was fapping. Anyone ever heard that lingo? Or does it mean something else?
I know what he is talking about
 

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I saw a text on a kids phone and it said something to the effect of:

I've been pulling all week when on vacation. I was even pulling on the plane and a girl near me was just watching.

The only thing I can assume he was referring to was fapping. Anyone ever heard that lingo? Or does it mean something else?
He got burned by pussy already and decided fuck it i can jerk off. I'll bet anyone two dollars
 

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Would never take that bet in a million years.
Op give your kid a little privacy poor kid and maybe he’d tell u shit without asking. I bet you wear socks with your crocs.
He accidently texted me instead of his friend. Then saw his mistake. I give them privacy, but when it's needed, am not afraid to find out what's going on. I have pretty open conversations with them, so this wasn't that big of a deal honestly.

Edit; And no...no crocs for me. Or birkenstocks. Just flip flops, no socks.
 

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Update on the OP. I talked to him, and he showed me the text again. My original translation was a little off. What he was saying was that he was getting noticed by the girls a lot more lately, and that's what he was trying to text his friend about. In a bit of a run on sentence, he said that the girl on the plane by him was staring at him too. He blames it on his newer, slightly longer wavy hair that he's experimenting with.

I told him what some other interpretations of that word could mean afterwards, and he was like no, no, no. He said he probably could have used a better word, but definitely didn't fap or smoke on the plane.
iu

I was thinking maybe he was wearing some kind of penis enlargement stretching device or something. 😂
 

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Today I had to explain to my boys, 7 & 10, what “hard as a rock” means and not to be using it. They heard it on TV. My 7 year old was walking around saying “I’m hard as a rock!”

I whacked it in an airplane lavatory once when I was in the army flying home from Iraq. We were on a FOB and I almost forgot women existed.
I read the 1st paragraph and 😂🤣😂

Read the second and was like WTF….how did we get her 🤯🤷‍♂️

And Obligatory…..(though I don’t wanna do it 🤢)

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Update on the OP. I talked to him, and he showed me the text again. My original translation was a little off. What he was saying was that he was getting noticed by the girls a lot more lately, and that's what he was trying to text his friend about. In a bit of a run on sentence, he said that the girl on the plane by him was staring at him too. He blames it on his newer, slightly longer wavy hair that he's experimenting with.

I told him what some other interpretations of that word could mean afterwards, and he was like no, no, no. He said he probably could have used a better word, but definitely didn't fap or smoke on the plane.
iu

I sat down to play some call of duty and all of a sudden pornhub started loading on the screen. 3 seconds later my 15 yr old son comes sprinting in the room trying to turn it off.

He had that deer in the headlights look. Begging me not to tell his mom. Fucking kids...
 

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I sat down to play some call of duty and all of a sudden pornhub started loading on the screen. 3 seconds later my 15 yr old son comes sprinting in the room trying to turn it off.

He had that deer in the headlights look. Begging me not to tell his mom. Fucking kids...
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BurntJ

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I sat down to play some call of duty and all of a sudden pornhub started loading on the screen. 3 seconds later my 15 yr old son comes sprinting in the room trying to turn it off.

He had that deer in the headlights look. Begging me not to tell his mom. Fucking kids...
Respect @AmericanViking but I think this now applies here…..

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