McDonalds Ice Cream Machine Conspiracy

[absoluteUnit]

I believe there are a few theorists in here. What do y’all think about this?

 

[TopHook]

They are too lazy to clean it.

 

[Chris Farley]

Wow. I can’t believe I actually watched that whole thing. BUT, it does make sense!

 

[Quatch$]

Cliffs

 

[TJHall1]

Its not a conspiracy. McDonald's ice cream or shake machines are constantly "broken." They take forever to clean, so workers just say fuck it and say the machine is broken.

 

[Cre8ive]

Anyone who gets ice cream from McDonalds has already lost their mind. @absoluteUnit @TJHall1 @Chris Farley

 

[HnstTune]

Anyone who gets ice cream from McDonalds has already lost their mind. @absoluteUnit @TJHall1 @Chris Farley

Perhaps you’ve never enjoyed a shamrock shake.

 

[absoluteUnit]

Anyone who gets ice cream from McDonalds has already lost their mind. @absoluteUnit @TJHall1 @Chris Farley

The wisdom man is right again!

 

[Jayhacker]

Maybe they need to go to the machines Braum's uses.

 

[Jtrain80]

Maybe they need to go to the machines Braum's uses.

I was thinking about going and getting some Braums reading this.

 

[hmt5000]

Why would you go to McD for soft serve when DQ has the bomb shit?

 

[tgsio]

Perhaps you’ve never enjoyed a shamrock shake.

No, I haven't. Because I know they never clean the machine.

 

[tgsio]

Maybe they need to go to the machines Braum's uses.

I miss Braums.