• Pat Flood (@rebarcock) passed away 9/21/25. Pat played a huge role in encouraging the devolopmemt of this site and donated the very first dollar to get it started. Check the thread at the top of the board for the obituary and please feel free to pay your respects there. I am going to get all the content from that thread over to his family so they can see how many people really cared for Pat outside of what they ever knew. Pat loved to tell stories and always wanted everyone else to tell stories. I think a great way we can honor Pat is to tell a story in his thread (also pinned at the top of the board).

Marry fuck kill.

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I feel like I know how this going to go but lets see.

Kill Phoebe of course.

Marry Rachel

and fuck the shit out of Monica.
 
Hell no. Kill phoebe, marry Monica, and fuck Rachel.
Monica is a chef and keeps everything pristine.
Rachel is a stuck up annoying cunt.

Are you retarded?
No but apparently you are. Monica is crazy. That shit would be fun for a weekend but would get old quick. Not just a little crazy either..... she'd end up boiling your dog. Rachel is stuck up but got better with that as she got older.
 

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