Locked myself outside. solutions?

[PleasureMoose]

So its game day, the most important day of the year is upon us and I've managed to locked myself out of the house with my keys, wallet and phone resting safely on the coffee table inside. I've checked all windows and entrée points. no success. Luckily I'm in the garage and have a computer station out here and a TV with just an antenna that has local channels only. I have no way of getting food or taking a shit. Any ideas gang? oh I'm also only wearing boxers. This is my only form of communication to the outside world, I'm looking to start a new life out here in the garage. Any solutions please?

 

[PleasureMoose]

Also the brightside is I have ABC and BAMA by 30

 

[PleasureMoose]

What are you posting from?

I have a computer station out here

 

[TopHook]

I have a computer station out here

I missed that part.
need a locksmith? Where are the neighbors?

 

[PleasureMoose]

I missed that part.
need a locksmith? Where are the neighbors?

the neighbors to left aren't home I was really hoping to avoid a locksmith cause that's gonna run around $250 with it being labor day weekend.

 

[TopHook]

the neighbors to left aren't home I was really hoping to avoid a locksmith cause that's gonna run around $250 with it being labor day weekend.

Crow bar that bitch.

 

[PleasureMoose]

Crow bar that bitch.

thought of it right away. All my tools are locked in the shed in the backyard, the key to that lock of course is inside the house. the only things in garage aka my new home are the washer and dryer, computer, TV a lamp and car wash supplies. I was taking my dog out to shit and the door knob click over as I shut the door which never happens I still cant figure out why it switched over

 

[TopHook]

thought of it right away. All my tools are locked in the shed in the backyard, the key to that lock of course is inside the house. the only things in garage aka my new home are the washer and dryer, computer, TV a lamp and car wash supplies. I was taking my dog out to shit and the door knob click over as I shut the door which never happens I still cant figure out why it switched over

Sounds like you bought a haunted house.

 

[PleasureMoose]

Sounds like you bought a haunted house.

that doesn't surprise me one bit. My life recently are constant episode like this one right here. God is trolling me and enjoys getting a good laugh. just wait till me and dog(Evie) take tantum dumps in the back yard.

 

[TopHook]

that doesn't surprise me one bit. My life recently are constant episode like this one right here. God is trolling me and enjoys getting a good laugh. just wait till me and dog(Evie) take tantum dumps in the back yard.

Do it and I bet the neighbor happens to show up.

 

[AmericanViking]

 

[PleasureMoose]

Do it and I bet the neighbor happens to show up.

if that happens...which I know it will.. gonna be a awkward when I ask to borrow his cell phone

 

[Overwatch]

thought of it right away. All my tools are locked in the shed in the backyard, the key to that lock of course is inside the house. the only things in garage aka my new home are the washer and dryer, computer, TV a lamp and car wash supplies. I was taking my dog out to shit and the door knob click over as I shut the door which never happens I still cant figure out why it switched over

Time to Macgyver that bitch.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Bust the fucking garage door in then fix it tomorrow.

 

[Overwatch]

Bust the fucking garage door in then fix it tomorrow.

This was my thought, as well.

 

[TopHook]

Bust the fucking garage door in then fix it tomorrow.

Sheds door would be lest costly to fix. then get tools.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I can break into any house w a butter knife. I can't imagine being a grown man and being locked out. Pretty beta

 

[OrangenBlue98]

the neighbors to left aren't home I was really hoping to avoid a locksmith cause that's gonna run around $250 with it being labor day weekend.

Throw a brick or rock through your front window.

 

[Rva]

Have sex with the ghost. if you satisfy him/her I’m sure the door will magically unlock.

 

[TopHook]

Have sex with the ghost. if you satisfy him/her I’m sure the door will magically unlock.

It science.
What happened @PleasureMoose ?

 

[quickfeet]

It science.
What happened @PleasureMoose ?

Yeah we need an update. Maybe he starved outside on the front porch

 

[TopHook]

Yeah we need an update. Maybe he starved outside on the front porch

Arrested for public bowel movement.

 

[PleasureMoose]

currently sitting in a lawn chair watching this Georgia Clemson game. I cut the grass and washed my car so at least I got something done productive while I work this situation out

 

[PleasureMoose]

I'm extremely hungry. I ate a half eaten fruit pie that was in my car...which was amazing

 

[TopHook]

How?

I'm extremely hungry. I ate a half eaten fruit pie that was in my car...which was amazing

Surprised you haven't eaten the dog yet.

 

[Rebarcock.]

If you've really been locked out all day you are a sloppy pussy. Kick the fucking door at the handle. Get your bear neighbor to do it queer

 

[PleasureMoose]

If you've really been locked out all day you are a sloppy pussy. Kick the fucking door at the handle. Get your bear neighbor to do it queer

The door is coming down tonight when I have to take my nightly dump

 

[Rebarcock.]

The door is coming down tonight when I have to take my nightly dump

So you coulda done it at noon at not even had a thread on it. But you CHOOSE to be a dick smack and cut the lawn in your tighty whiteys. You are a fucking deviant and pervert. Got damn moose knuckle fuckers

 

[Rva]

I would have waited 2 hours before breaking in the door.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I would have waited 2 hours before breaking in the door.

Fuck that. I'd be in my house in 2 min. Grab a sledge and open the fucking door. Buy new wood tomorrow and fix it after breakfast.


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[PleasureMoose]

Fuck that. I'd be in my house in 2 min. Grab a sledge and open the fucking door. Buy new wood tomorrow and fix it after breakfast.


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I happen to like my garage door very much

 

[STMF2X]

Are you sure all your windows are locked? That would have been my first move.

 

[Rebarcock.]

Are you sure all your windows are locked? That would have been my first move.

Always leave a ninja window

 

[Rva]

I

I happen to like my garage door very much

i don’t know who you are, but you sound like a gay.

 

[Rebarcock.]

I

i don’t know who you are, but you sound like a gay.

To cheap to hire a a locksmith and in love w a garage door. Definitely queer

 

[Sparty1045]

Always leave a ninja window

This

Edit: Can only reach mine if you’re a ninja or have a ladder

 

[PleasureMoose]

All is well. I ended up going to neighbors and calling a locksmith. Took the slam of my life once inside and made a massive sandwich

 

[TopHook]

All is well. I ended up going to neighbors and calling a locksmith. Took the slam of my life once inside and made a massive sandwich

I believe we all whish you took a shit. Oh well.

 

[thenick_ttu]

thread is disappoint

 

[TopHook]

thread is disappoint

Could still take a shit In yard and assert dominance.