Lazy readers - has anyone seen this shit?

[shiv]

My wife got me a pair (kind of a joke/ kind of for real). They are glasses that turn your field of view 90 degrees down. So you can lay completely flat and see shit like your phone or tv in front of you

They are incredibly relaxing to use, but it does a number on your brain because it doesn’t make sense that you should have that perspective

 

[DnATL]

reverse cowgirl, tits in field of vision?

 

[catreaper]

This could be incredibly helpful with porn.

 

[shiv]

This could be incredibly helpful with porn.

Yeah agree. They are called spy glasses on some sites

 

[shiv]

Also, if you don’t have easy cheese on your bedside table, you can’t be helped at this point

 

[Overwatch]

I did this as a science experiment for school 35 years ago. You know, periscopes and whatnot.

I guess you could mount the tv on the ceiling instead.

 

[shiv]

I did this as a science experiment for school 35 years ago. You know, periscopes and whatnot.

I guess you could mount the tv on the ceiling instead.

I’ve always wanted a ceiling tv to be honest

 

[Overwatch]

I’ve always wanted a ceiling tv to be honest

I think one on a 3 axis arm mounted along the wall/ceiling interface would be ideal. Make it adjustable with a remote and we might be on to something. Of course, with a 3 axis arm it could be mounted anywhere and still be effective.

 

[America 1st]

Also, if you don’t have easy cheese on your bedside table, you can’t be helped at this point

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Hitting that #bloatmaxx life hard.

You putting it on anything or taking it straight from the source like @absoluteUnit does semen?

 

[shiv]

Hitting that #bloatmaxx life hard.

You putting it on anything or taking it straight from the source like @absoluteUnit does semen?

I had some chicken and biscuit crackers. Hadn’t heard from ole unit much lately. Wonder if the CIA had to deploy him to clean up the Afghanistan situation. If someone is gonna fix that problem, it’s @absoluteUnit

 

[tiderollsonu]

I have a pair I wear when having sex

 

[shiv]

I have a pair I wear when having sex

Avoid the awkward eye contact, but stay tuned in with the action. I like it

 

[GarnetPild]

My wife got me a pair (kind of a joke/ kind of for real). They are glasses that turn your field of view 90 degrees down. So you can lay completely flat and see shit like your phone or tv in front of you

View attachment 40279View attachment 40280They are incredibly relaxing to use, but it does a number on your brain because it doesn’t make sense that you should have that perspective

American Dad, decent choice...hope it is the one where they flash back to grandpa Jack showing young Stan how to have sex.

 

[Taggart]

These would be a game changer for trimming pubes. If you lean forward enough can you see your asshole? Might also make pooping a lot more interesting.

 

[shiv]

These would be a game changer for trimming pubes. If you lean forward enough can you see your asshole? Might also make pooping a lot more interesting.

I’ll try it and report back

 

[TheNJNole]

Also, if you don’t have easy cheese on your bedside table, you can’t be helped at this point

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Use that when snorkeling in the Cayman Islands. Fish LOVE that shit

 

[GarnetPild]

Use that when snorkeling in the Cayman Islands. Fish LOVE that shit

Yeah, they swarm the spray cheese like fucking piranha.

 

[TopHook]

My wife got me a pair (kind of a joke/ kind of for real). They are glasses that turn your field of view 90 degrees down. So you can lay completely flat and see shit like your phone or tv in front of you

View attachment 40279View attachment 40280They are incredibly relaxing to use, but it does a number on your brain because it doesn’t make sense that you should have that perspective

Yes. Got one for a friend that had a stroke and was bed ridden for a while.

 

[sanction]

Also, if you don’t have easy cheese on your bedside table, you can’t be helped at this point

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I see that you practice your knife and star throwing on your wooden furniture
like I do.

Nice.

 

[AgEngDawg]

That is the most first world thing I have ever seen.

 

[Darth Maul]

 

[shiv]

American Dad, decent choice...hope it is the one where they flash back to grandpa Jack showing young Stan how to have sex.

American Dad is one of the GOATs. I think it was that episode, I was halfway paying attention

 

[GarnetPild]

American Dad is one of the GOATs. I think it was that episode, I was halfway paying attention

Of course I couldn't find it on youtube, but it was hilarious when they flashed back to Stan's dad teaching him about sex...he just hired a prostitute and made Stan watch as he did filthy things to her.

 

[Rebarcock.]

You hay dude

My wife got me a pair (kind of a joke/ kind of for real). They are glasses that turn your field of view 90 degrees down. So you can lay completely flat and see shit like your phone or tv in front of you

View attachment 40279View attachment 40280They are incredibly relaxing to use, but it does a number on your brain because it doesn’t make sense that you should have that perspective

You gays dude. Now that you've sucked a dick you need quincy Jones to mamba tour your butthole

 

[Rebarcock.]

Also, if you don’t have easy cheese on your bedside table, you can’t be helped at this point

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Yeah you married ghey w chilren