I found a cockroach on my wife!

[Cre8ive]

My brother-in-law, who is visiting with us, said where there is one there are millions!

 

[TopHook]

I found a flea on a girl i fucked. ZFG.

 

[316what]

My brother-in-law, who is visiting with us, said where there is one there are millions!

Were you going down on her? If not, ZFG.

 

[Jtrain80]

Shield maiden decided at 39 to get a forearm tattoo. I tried to wipe it off a couple times getting used to it.