how much do you spend on your wife/gf birthday?

[PleasureMoose]

 

[champsballs]

I selected 100.
Because I pay 100% of $0 for my wife’s birthday and our anniversary . That shits for children and puppies named Champ.

 

[Joe Kings]

I selected 100.
Because I pay 100% of $0 for my wife’s birthday and our anniversary . That shits for children and puppies named Champ.

Wait... You think celebrating and buying stuff for your wife on those dates is childs stuff?

 

[Jayhacker]

My wife keeps QVC in business so we don’t do the birthday/anniversary thing

 

[Rebarcock.]

Vacuum or new bedsheets or towels. SHE loves it

 

[champsballs]

Wait... You think celebrating and buying stuff for your wife on those dates is childs stuff?

The birthday stuff yes. She can buy her own shit I’m done trying to read the mind of a female.
Anniversary I usually let her have sex with me, try and name a better gift than that

 

[tiderollsonu]

Been dating this chick since march, got her a $300 necklace and a $200 dinner and some flowers.

 

[Joe Kings]

The birthday stuff yes. She can buy her own shit I’m done trying to read the mind of a female.
Anniversary I usually let her have sex with me, try and name a better gift than that

Good Grief. I love buying stuff for my wife. From Work stuff to just small things through out the week. Just bought her another new statoscope. She has 4 $400 to choose from by color.
She also got a new clutch that her keys are attached to.. Probably going to buy these earrings I saw the other day. My little girls likes to help me buy stuff.

 

[champsballs]

Good Grief. I love buying stuff for my wife. From Work stuff to just small things through out the week. Just bought her another new statoscope. She has 4 $400 to choose from by color.
She also got a new clutch that her keys are attached to.. Probably going to buy these earrings I saw the other day. My little girls likes to help me buy stuff.

When my boys are old enough to buy their own crap I’ll probly start buying her stuff again other than guns and other weapons.
I’ve never claimed to Not be a piece of shit.

 

[BurntJ]

When my boys are old enough to buy their own crap I’ll probly start buying her stuff again other than guns and other weapons.
I’ve never claimed to Not be a piece of shit.

Wholly Shit.......I fuckin lost it on that last line.

Nice.

 

[ChicagoFats]

Usually just give her some extra cash if anything. We aren't big into the present things. Our lives are a present.

 

[LVRebel]

It varies by year. I pretty much always get her flowers for her bday, since she loves them, and then I may spend anywhere from $40 to a few hundred, depending on if there is something specific she's been talking about, or looking at for a while. We definitely don't go overboard though.

 

[I am El Nino]

My wife hates gifts. I usually just get flowers, a card, and make a nice meal for her.

 

[champsballs]

Usually just give her some extra cash if anything. We aren't big into the present things. Our lives are a present.

 

[TheNJNole]

Let me help you out.... www.hermes.com

 

[BurntJ]

View attachment 121208 Guess the real question is…..how much did you spend?




And…..

 

[BurntJ]

Wholly Shit.......I fuckin lost it on that last line.

Nice.

And again… @champsballs great work. Honest is the best comedy!!!

 

[PleasureMoose]

View attachment 121208 Guess the real question is…..how much did you spend?




And…..

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I just asked her to send me her Amazon cart and got around $300 worth

 

[BurntJ]

I just asked her to send me her Amazon cart and got around $300 worth

And….



Because this will tell us the real answer……?

 

[Long Cat V2.0]

Let me help you out.... www.hermes.com

I don’t know, I think I can do better than a key chain for $510.

 

[d-tiger45]

Hundred tops. If it’s a fancy dinner maybe less. $10 Mexican place and a couple Margs I may spend 125z

 

[TheNJNole]

I don’t know, I think I can do better than a key chain for $510.

Totally agree. Try a bracelet or a beautiful Hermes belt

 

[PleasureMoose]

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[Deleted member 2886]

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Where's the option for "nah,no gf",... or "voluntarily avoiding chicks coz there's no freaking way I'd trust that they ain't taken the clotshot and shedding covaids in their nasty wake"?

 

[shiv]

I selected 100.
Because I pay 100% of $0 for my wife’s birthday and our anniversary . That shits for children and puppies named Champ.

My wife keeps QVC in business so we don’t do the birthday/anniversary thing

Vacuum or new bedsheets or towels. SHE loves it

The birthday stuff yes. She can buy her own shit I’m done trying to read the mind of a female.
Anniversary I usually let her have sex with me, try and name a better gift than that

I had left this thread up on the computer and the wife got on yesterday and said she read the first few posts and her conclusion was that you are all terrible people lol. Actually works out well for me because the bar is set lower.

 

[PleasureMoose]

taken the clotshot and shedding covaids in their nasty wake"?

this was the second question i asked my now gf when we first started talking.. no fucking way would i date a girl whos taken that shit. her response was "fuck no"

 

[BurntJ]

I had left this thread up on the computer and the wife got on yesterday and said she read the first few posts and her conclusion was that you are all terrible people lol. Actually works out well for me because the bar is set lower.

Looking back if she happened to stop reading before my 2nd post.......I'm in the clear and am quite disturbed by the level of deviance possessed in some posters on here.

If she read any of my posts after the 1st.....FML and sorry John.

 

[TopHook]

The birthday stuff yes. She can buy her own shit I’m done trying to read the mind of a female.
Anniversary I usually let her have sex with me, try and name a better gift than that

Anything.

Usually she will say she needs something I take note and buy as a "surprise". Usually under 100.

 

[racernhra]

Usually between $200 to $300 for each. Thankfully they’re a few months apart.

 

[skramer100]

14 years married, 18 years together. I honestly don't buy her much anymore. I do stuff for Christmas and always do the traditional anniversary gift. (couldn't this year, pansy ass USA wont let me buy ivory) But her birthday is just a hey, buy whatever you want. I buy a couple small things I know she wants for the kids to give her but that is about it for birthday.
I do give her 2 minutes in heaven on her birthday.

 

[denn]

Whatever you spend....it probably isn’t enough

 

[weaponoffreedom]

happy wife, happy endings